Zombie wave management is not what I expected from a Jill Valentine game but here we are. The whole premise is you help the undead get through a tower defence style lane setup so one of them can finally pin her down. Its like Plants vs Zombies but every sunflower is a horny corpse and the lawnmower is Jill with a gun.

The logic part is real. You got different zombie types, some tanky, some fast, some probably just there to eat bullets. Timing matters more than I thought. Spawn a fat one too early and Jill pops its head before it reaches the first turn. Spawn three runners at once and they trip over each other like drunk guys at a bar. I spent way too long on the third map because I kept trying to rush a basic walker through a kill zone. Then I realized the crawler can slip under her aim if you bait the shotgun first. That moment felt weirdly tactical for a game where the win screen is Jill getting double teamed by rotting hands.

The horror tag is doing some heavy lifting. Its Resident Evil flavored, sure, but the actual dread comes from watching your last zombie stumble forward with one arm missing while Jill reloads. You root for the monster. That switch is the whole kink. Domination here is not about leather or whips, its about losing control of a situation you thought you could handle. Jill starts confident, then the moans get closer, then she misses a shot, then the screen shakes.

I wish there was more variety in the maps. After a while every corridor looks the same gray concrete with different blood splatter. But the failure states are worth seeing at least once. The game does not hold back when a zombie finally reaches her. No fade to black, no camera pan away. Just grunting, tearing fabric, and Jill trying to shove a face off her neck while another one grabs her hips. The sounds are rough, like someone recorded them on a phone, but that almost adds to the grimy vibe.

Also the menu music loops way too loud. Minor thing. The core loop is tight enough that I kept restarting just to see if the brute could reach her before the crawler did.

That card where the tentacle splits her open, front and back, while she's already pregnant. Drew it three times in one run. The AI art has this weird glossy look, like someone spilled oil on a render, but somehow that makes the breeding scenes hit harder. Not sure why. The faces sometimes melt a bit around the eyes but honestly I stopped caring after the third floor when my party was basically a walking orgy with combat mechanics.

The deckbuilding is Slay the Spire with extra steps and less polish. You pick two characters at the start, each with their own element, and that determines your card pool. Fire girl plus void lady gives you burn damage and tentacle summons. The lust meter fills as you take hits or play certain cards, and when it maxes out, the Breeding Protocol triggers. That's where the game stops being a card game for a minute and just shows you exactly what happens when alien biology meets human anatomy. Creampies, multiple penetration, bellies swelling immediately. The pregnancy mechanic carries between fights, which is a nice touch, though it doesn't change the gameplay much beyond some stat modifiers.

The tactics part falls apart around mid-run when you realize two or three card combos just break everything. I had a setup where I was groping enemies to build lust, then converting that into shield, then using the shield to draw more groping cards. Infinite loop. The AI doesn't know what to do. Still, watching the enemy commander get bred by her own tentacle beasts because I flipped her lust meter never got old. The sci-fi horror setting is mostly window dressing, some text about unstable elements and strange technology, but the creature designs are genuinely unsettling when they're not inside someone. Wish the sandbox elements were more than just picking a path on a map. A DLC where the pregnancy actually affects dialogue or unlocks different endings would make the whole thing feel less like a very horny spreadsheet. Dare to play it with one hand, I guess.

lol so this is from the guy who made Adventure High right? i played that one like 2 years ago when i was supposed to be doing actual work and it was fine. this new thing is. hmm. it's a side project and you can FEEL that energy. like when you're cleaning your apartment and suddenly decide to reorganize the sock drawer instead of doing the dishes.

the premise is you're a conqueror who got his ass kicked. okay relatable. you team up with some girl starting her career while evil forces steal your knowledge? i don't know what knowledge they're stealing exactly, probably my will to live after the fifth resource management screen. the game throws you into this weird tactics thing where you're building an army and managing resources and also there's hentai. the big tits tag is accurate, they're very present, very enthusiastic. the nude scenes unlock eventually and honestly the art style has that specific crunchy unpolished look that somehow makes it hotter? like finding a dirty magazine in the woods. you know what i mean.

but WHY does the resource management feel like doing taxes for a kingdom i don't care about. i spent fifteen minutes trying to figure out how to recruit more heroes and the tutorial just kinda shrugs at you. the harem building is fun when it works, the sex scenes are explicit and frequent enough to keep you clicking, but then you hit a wall where you need more gold or whatever and the game is like "figure it out loser." the tactics part is actually kinda strategic? you position units and stuff. but the enemy AI does this thing where it just. ignores your frontline sometimes. completely. walks right past my big strong tank guy to slap my healer. disrespectful.

anyway the evil forces are stealing my knowledge and i'm sitting here with no knowledge of how half the systems work so maybe they already got to me. the girl who started her own career seems nice. i think her name was in a dialogue box i accidentally skipped. classic.

I keep thinking about that first time the princess just... wasn't there. You know the setup, classic RPG bullshit, hero with a sword, some dungeons, monsters that need killing. But something's off from the jump. The game feels like it's glitching but it's not, it's doing it on purpose. Like when you walk into a room and the text repeats, or that NPC says something that makes no sense until your third loop through. The whole thing is a snake eating its own tail, literally the title, and you're stuck in it.

The combat is basic tactics stuff, nothing fancy, but honestly who cares. I got annoyed at first because there's no enemy HP bars in this version, which the description warns you about but still. You're just swinging blind hoping the slime dies before you do. Then I realized that's kind of the point. The mechanics are as hollow as the world, and the game knows it. The real game is figuring out why everything keeps resetting, why the princess sometimes remembers you and sometimes doesn't, why certain dialogue options appear that weren't there before. It's a puzzle box wearing a RPG costume.

The sex scenes are text only in this build, no art, which is a bummer because apparently the Steam version has actual visuals. You gotta dig deep to find them too, they're not just handed out like candy. When you do stumble into one, it's explicit enough, the writing does the job, but it's more unsettling than hot given the context. You're fucking someone who might not be real, or might be real in a way you don't understand yet. The whole thing feels like a creepypasta that accidentally has porn in it. I respect that. Most adult games frontload the tits and call it a day, this one makes you work for it while slowly breaking your brain. Just use Firefox, Chrome shits itself running this for some reason.

The whole thing runs on this weird tension between the tactical grid and the absolute chaos of the art. You’re moving your hunter around, setting up shots, managing some kind of energy bar that depletes faster than my patience for mobile game tutorials. The steampunk and scifi elements are just slapped on top of each other like a kid mixing all the play-doh colors. One area has these brass gears and pipes, the next is neon and chrome, and nobody questions it. The battle system actually has some bite to it, requiring you to think about positioning and which girl to target first because they have different attack patterns. I spent way too long trying to figure out if the legendary girls had a tell before their special move.

Then you corner a regular girl and the whole thing drops any pretense of being a serious tactics game. The artwork is borrowed, obviously, and the quality swings wildly from one capture to the next. One girl looks like she stepped out of a high budget hentai OVA, the next has anatomy that would make a chiropractor weep. The developer lowered the graphics to 80% which I guess means something specific to them but to me it just looks like someone ran a Vaseline filter over everything. The audio cues when you land a hit are satisfying though, a meaty thwack that makes the grinding feel less tedious.

The hidden girls are a pain to find. Seven of them scattered across the earth and sky areas and the game gives you zero hints. I stumbled into one completely by accident while trying to clip through a wall that looked suspicious. The fantasy tag is doing a lot of heavy lifting here, mostly in the monster girl designs that show up in the later sections. The whole thing feels like a fever dream where someone threw their entire bookmark folder of reference images into a blender and called it worldbuilding. The tactics are solid enough to keep you clicking but the real draw is the messy, horny collage of it all.