Ben and Gwen alone in a room already sounds horny, but this thing doesn’t even pretend to be subtle. It drops you right into Ben’s problem: he’s staring at Gwen’s ass while she sleeps and your brain goes, “ok, that’s fucked… keep going.” No slow burn, no romantic buildup, it’s straight up “I’m family, I’m hard, what now.” The whole flow feels like someone’s dirty fantasy that accidentally got really well animated. You start with this sneaky groping, hand on her ass, gentle at first, then he just gets bolder, sliding fingers between her legs, squeezing her tits through the clothes, like he’s testing how much he can get away with before she wakes up. When she does, she’s not even shocked for long, just melts into it, and yeah, it’s morally cursed, but also stupidly hot.

The game plays more like an interactive scene than some complex sim, and that’s fine. Little clicks on her body parts, different reactions, you shift from soft massage on her thighs to flat out pussy rubbing. I liked how the massage part doesn’t feel like filler, you can actually see Gwen’s expression change from sleepy to turned on, her mouth opening, her body moving under his touch. It’s basically a horny “what if Ben never stopped staring” timeline. You go from handjob to blowjob pretty naturally: he pulls his cock out, she looks at it half annoyed half eager, then just wraps her lips around him like she’s done it a hundred times. Throat fuck moments hit hard, especially when he grabs her head and just uses her mouth, cum dripping on her face after a rough facial. The camera focus on her eyes watering, mascara slightly ruined, that kind of thing. Porn logic, but it works. One small thing though, the looping moans feel a bit copy pasted after a while, like I could hum along to them, but my brain just tuned it out mid session and I never remembered to be annoyed about it again.

Once penetration starts, it’s game over for any “plot”. Doggystyle with Gwen’s ass up and Ben just slamming into her, balls slapping, her pussy visibly stretching, that’s where the animation really flexes. You can switch positions, so you get her on top in cowgirl, tits bouncing while she rides him, and missionary where he’s deep inside, her legs wrapped around him, her voice softer. Creampie options hit all the main kinks: you can fill her pussy, pull out and paint her face, or both if you replay like a degenerate perfectionist. Honestly I went back a couple times just to see the different finish angles, like “ok, this time I want the cum dripping out of her pussy slowly,” next time facial dripping from chin to tits. You can tell whoever made this spent more time animating Gwen’s ass jiggle than sleeping. It’s shameless, wrong on every level, and yet I caught myself alt-tabbing from Discord and Twitter to replay that one scene where she’s sucking him, looking up with those half-lidded eyes like she knows exactly what she’s doing.

I don't know what it is about the Fairy Tail girls but they just work for this kind of thing. The way their character designs translate into something this explicit. Mavis in particular. She's got that whole ancient loli vibe going on in the actual show which is already kind of questionable but here she's just going absolutely feral on this cock and the size difference makes the throat bulge look insane. You can actually see it moving. That's the one detail this whole thing gets right that a lot of these parody games miss, the physical impossibility of what's happening. Like Lucy's eyes watering and the way her throat distends, there's a frame where she pulls back and the whole thing is just glistening and she's got that strand connecting her bottom lip to the tip. Chef's kiss. Disgusting. I mean that as a compliment.

The game itself is barely a game. You pick a girl from the roster, Erza, Lucy, Juvia, Meredy, Mavis, and then you just watch. There's no real interaction beyond that initial choice. Coming from someone who spent way too many hours in the actual Super Deepthroat modding scene where you could tweak every single parameter, this feels like a stripped down mobile port that forgot to include the buttons. The animation loops are short too. Juvia's sequence has this weird moment where her hair clips through her shoulder and once you notice it you can't unsee it. Why do I fixate on this stuff.

Anyway the deepthroat itself is the whole point and it delivers on that specific promise. The gagging sounds are wet and gross in exactly the right way. Erza's scene has her going down to the base and holding it there while her throat just works around it and there's this slight tremor in the animation that makes it feel more real than it has any right to be. For a browser game you can pull up on your phone when you're supposed to be doing literally anything else, it gets the job done. Just don't expect the customization depth of the original SDT. This is fast food. Sometimes you want a greasy burger instead of a steak.

This Naruto flash game caught me completely off guard, and honestly? Still processing what the hell I just experienced. Tsunade's gambling addiction finally catches up with her in the most ridiculous way possible - instead of just owing money to some loan sharks, she's literally using shadow clone jutsu to handle multiple dicks at once. The setup is absolutely bonkers but somehow works within the Naruto universe's logic of "solve everything with weird ninja techniques."

What really gets me is how they handled Tsunade's character here. She's not some helpless victim - she's scheming her way out of debt using the most Tsunade solution imaginable. The dialogue has her trash-talking while getting face-fucked, which feels surprisingly authentic to her personality. Though I gotta say, the Raikage scene comes out of nowhere and doesn't really connect to the debt storyline at all. Like, suddenly we're in a completely different scenario with Ay, and I'm not complaining because the guy's built like a brick shithouse, but the transition is jarring as fuck. The titjob mechanics are pretty standard - click and drag type stuff - but they animated her massive tits bouncing in a way that's genuinely hypnotic.

Sound design is where this thing really shines though. They got voice acting that actually sounds like moaning instead of those weird squeaky noises most flash games use. Tsunade's gasps when she's deepthroating sound legit desperate, and the wet slapping sounds during the boobjobs are *chef's kiss*. The cumshot animations are surprisingly detailed too - like they really went all out making sure the facial expressions looked properly fucked-out. Only complaint is the clone jutsu visual effect looks cheap as hell, just some basic particle effects that don't match the art style. But when you're balls deep in a Hokage's cleavage, who's really paying attention to special effects anyway?

Become Alpha is a porn game with tons of memes, kickass branching storyline, quests, RPG-like experience system, and a possibility to have sex with many partners. It's also pretty damn funny. The story is about Harry Panuchkin who's a nerd and a wannabe gangster. He has a big dick, but never actually used it. It's your job to help him get the pussy and make him a proper alpha male, that he always wanted to be.

The car window fogs up way too fast in this one, which is either a design oversight or a deliberate thing, I can't decide. You're just there, fumbling through dialogue options that feel like they were written by someone who hasn't spoken to an actual woman since 2006. The whole setup is a dating app thing, a meet and fuck scenario where you're trying to get this girl with absolutely massive tits back to your car. The art is that specific kind of hentai style where the proportions are so absurd you almost laugh, her boobs are like two beach balls strapped to her chest, and the guy's cock could be classified as a third leg.

The blowjob scene happens in the car and it's surprisingly detailed, she goes at it like she's trying to suck the soul out through the tip, with this deadpan expression that's either hot or mildly concerning. Then you bend her over and the creampie finish is exactly what you expect, fluids pooling with that gloss effect that makes everything look wet in a way that's almost too shiny, like someone went overboard with the Photoshop gloss layer. The hard sex loop is basic, thrust, repeat, but the sound design, or lack of it, actually makes it feel weirdly intimate, just these wet noises and the occasional moan that sounds like it was recorded in a bathroom. I wish there was more to the apartment part but you never actually go inside, you just stand at the door like a lost delivery guy and then suddenly you're in the car. I forgot where I was going with that.

The pussy closeup during the final scene has this anatomical detail that's almost clinical, you can see every pixelated fold, which is a weird thing to appreciate in a game that's otherwise as unpolished as a pebble. The dating dialogue is garbage, pure nonsense, like someone fed a bot 50 bad pickup lines and hit shuffle. But that's almost the charm, it's so earnestly stupid that I found myself clicking through just to see what terrible line came next. The game doesn't pretend to be anything other than what it is, a quick route to a cumshot, no side quests, no character development, just big boobs and bigger dicks slapping together. Like that one time I tried to cook a frozen pizza but forgot to remove the cardboard, it's not good, but it still hits the spot if you're hungry enough.

The quiz about 18th century French literature was the moment I realized this game had me. Not because I knew the answer, I absolutely did not, but because failing it meant the girl with the impossible chest and librarian glasses would call me a pathetic worm and the scene would end. I had a wikipedia tab open on my second monitor. For a porn game. That's the level of desperation Mette and Fuck College Sexy Quizz creates.

The premise is so stupid it wraps back around to genius. You're a student, there's a teacher you want to bang, but first you must prove yourself by answering trivia questions from other girls around campus. Get five right, you fuck. Get one wrong, she mocks you and you're left with blue balls and a sudden interest in whatever obscure topic she asked about. The questions range from actual academic subjects to weirdly specific hentai lore, and the whiplash between "what year was the treaty of something signed" and "what's the safe word" is genuinely disorienting in the best way. The mistress energy from some of these girls, especially when you fail, is more compelling than the actual sex scenes sometimes. There's a particular blonde who calls you a disappointment with such casual cruelty that I found myself deliberately getting answers wrong just to hear her dialogue again. That's probably not how you're supposed to play.

The art is that unpolished, almost sketchy hentai style where proportions make no anatomical sense but your lizard brain doesn't care. Big boobs are a given, the tag warned you. The sex scenes are what you'd expect, doggystyle, blowjob, creampie finish, nothing revolutionary but functional. What sticks with me though is the weird tension of the quiz mechanic itself. Sitting there, half hard, genuinely stressed about whether you know the capital of some country because a drawing of a college girl is waiting to either reward or humiliate you. The teacher at the end, the final goal, she's fine I guess. But honestly the journey there, the repeated failures and the desperate googling, that's the real game. The dating sim elements are paper thin, don't expect character development. It's a quiz with fucking as the prize and somehow that's enough. I wish the questions had more variety instead of repeating after a few runs, but they won't fix that. The cumshot animations are janky in a way that made me laugh out loud the first time, like a physics simulation giving up halfway through. Still played it three more times.

Pixen wakes up in this castle that looks like somebody mashed together a porn set and an old RPG map, then got bored halfway. No big intro, no crying about “why am I here,” she just starts walking, curious as hell, like she has already seen too much internet to be shocked by anything. The camera loves her, maybe a bit too much sometimes, always clinging to her hips and her cock like the rest of the world doesn’t matter. At first I thought, alright, another lazy futa loop where everything happens on rails. But when she stumbles into Tera, it actually has a light spark of… I don’t want to say romance, that feels too big for this thing, more like two horny strangers who instantly get each other’s vibe. There is this tiny pause when they make eye contact, where nothing explicit is happening, and it ends up being hotter than the actual blowjob that comes right after. Or maybe I am just getting old and I overthink everything.

Anyway, once their hands start exploring, the game forgets about the castle almost completely. You get the obvious stuff: Pixen’s cock gets all the attention, Tera goes down on her with this hungry almost clumsy enthusiasm that feels more real than the usual “perfect porn queen” style. Sometimes her head angle looks a bit off, like she would break her neck if this was real life, but somehow that makes it more charming. The handjob parts are weirdly tender; Tera’s fingers wrap around Pixen and the pace shifts from slow teasing to rough pumping without any big dramatic cut. At one point Pixen’s hips jerk forward and Tera just adjusts, spits on it, and keeps going, and I actually exhaled like, yeah, that’s exactly how it goes. There is cum everywhere by the end, of course, up her face, on her tongue, dripping down her chest, a little bit on the floor that nobody will ever clean. One of the nicest things is that the lesbian energy does not disappear just because there is a cock involved. When Tera gets off on Pixen’s body, kissing her, grinding against her thigh, it feels like two women enjoying each other, not just “girl plus addon toy for the camera.” I really liked that. I also didn’t like it. Sometimes it felt like they wanted to have this emotional charge but got impatient and just jumped into the next explicit bit, like a horny teenager who keeps skipping through a Pornhub video instead of letting a scene breathe.

Everybody will scream about the tentacle bonus, I guess, but it is actually not the strongest part. It feels like someone remembered late that “oh yeah, we promised weird shit” and shoved a scene in the castle’s basement. Pixen gets grabbed and spread open, and the creatures coil around her legs, her arms, then slide around her cock and ass, moving in that slick, almost clinical way that’s interesting but not very intimate. The penetration looks good though, one of the thicker tentacles pushing against her and forcing her body to arch, another one teasing, then sliding into places that were very clearly not ready, and she still moans like it’s the best thing in the world. It is shameless and messy, slime glistening, cum mixing with whatever goo they secrete, dripping in strings. I kept waiting for Tera to show up there and join in, maybe watching, touching herself, or even getting pulled in too, but no, it’s just Pixen alone with the monsters like it turned into a different title. Also, I got irrationally annoyed by a small detail: there’s this one camera angle where Pixen’s hair clips a bit into her shoulder every time she gets slammed, and now I can’t unsee it, it lives rent free in my brain while everyone else is looking at her cock. Still, even with that, there is something strangely honest in how the whole thing doesn’t try to be perfect. It is lewd, it is rough around the edges, it forgets its own setting half the time, and yet there are these tiny micro-moments, like Tera’s thumb rubbing a circle on Pixen’s hip while her mouth is full, or the way Pixen’s eyes flutter right before she shoots another thick load, that feel more human than some polished soulless stuff I see on big sites. It’s like when you open some old save file on your phone you thought you deleted long ago on accident, and you end up watching it three times, not because it’s the best thing in the world, but because it hits some stupid personal nerve you didn’t expect.

Hitomi Senpai is not only beautful girl however likewise the champion at the regional archery institution. Lately her results don't look so excellent. Why is that? Since her body is altering and now she has way bigger boobs than just a year back, most likely. In this circumstance the faster she will accept these modifications the faster she will come back on the top listing of archers. And what assists much better to accept your body than having hot passionate sex?

Riven already felt a bit horny just from the menu, which is honestly on brand for her. It drops you straight into this tiny loop of her stuck in that familiar ruined-world vibe, except here the only lore that matters is how many times she gets her dick sucked before you decide to finish. No pretense, no fake epic story, just: here’s dick girl Riven, here’s a mouth, here’s your mouse. As a VN dev I kinda admire how brutally honest that is. You click, things move, she reacts. No long setup, no “Riven’s tragic backstory” recap, nothing. If you came in expecting canon accuracy, sorry, this is the timeline where she solves every problem with her cock instead of a broken sword. Honestly better lore.

The whole thing runs like one of those old Flash porn toys that used to clog everyone’s browser history. Scene opens, Riven’s already hard, and you’re just nudging the pace along with simple button presses. Gagging, slurping, a bit of messy spit, dick twitching, then that wet, heavy cumshot that actually feels like it has weight instead of someone copy-pasting white lines on top. There’s a nice moment where she strains right before she unloads and her body language sells it more than the dialogue ever could. The writing is almost non-existent, which is both a shame and also kind of why it works. You’re not reading paragraphs of internal monologue, you’re watching this blonde cocky fighter melt into a needy mess because someone won’t stop sucking her. There’s a threesome bit tucked in there that feels like the artist just went “yeah, we’re doing this now” and didn’t overthink the composition at all. Bodies overlap in a way that’s a little clumsy, but it still hits that dirty fantasy energy. I kept wishing for a tiny bit of banter or one stupid in-character line from Riven, then immediately realized if they tried, it would probably be cringe, so maybe it’s better like this. The space bar shortcut to the gallery is so casual it feels like an accident, but I like that too. You smack space, and suddenly you’re in this little shrine of dripping cocks, open mouths and sticky aftermath shots, everything looping forever like a horny GIF museum. Some of the transitions are abrupt, one of the loops resets at a weird frame that kept bugging me and I kept staring at it, but yeah, I still stayed in that loop way too long watching her cock throb in and out of that wet throat, pretending I was here to “analyze pacing.”

The futa angle is handled in that very old-school way: no need to explain it, no big reveal, she just has a thick cock and that’s the entire premise. Riven’s face during the blowjob is the real star, more than the dick itself. Little eye squeezes, soft flush, tiny changes in her jaw when the pace picks up. That stuff is where you can tell the artist actually cared, even if the technical bits sometimes feel half-finished. Audio bugs are noticeable if you’re picky with sound, and I am, but after a few loops your brain kind of fills in the wet noises on its own. The climax sequences have that early-2010s flash porn energy where the sperm almost looks too bright, too clean, and yet it still sells the filth. Watching her unload over and over on tongues and faces and then seeing everything framed nicely in the gallery is like having a very specific Riven brainrot catered to with zero shame. It’s not polished, it’s not pretending to be classy, it doesn’t apologize for turning a grim champion into a cum factory with legs. And yeah, the whole thing really just wants you to click, watch her cock get milked, and keep going until you’ve seen every messy ending.