I keep thinking about that first time the princess just... wasn't there. You know the setup, classic RPG bullshit, hero with a sword, some dungeons, monsters that need killing. But something's off from the jump. The game feels like it's glitching but it's not, it's doing it on purpose. Like when you walk into a room and the text repeats, or that NPC says something that makes no sense until your third loop through. The whole thing is a snake eating its own tail, literally the title, and you're stuck in it.

The combat is basic tactics stuff, nothing fancy, but honestly who cares. I got annoyed at first because there's no enemy HP bars in this version, which the description warns you about but still. You're just swinging blind hoping the slime dies before you do. Then I realized that's kind of the point. The mechanics are as hollow as the world, and the game knows it. The real game is figuring out why everything keeps resetting, why the princess sometimes remembers you and sometimes doesn't, why certain dialogue options appear that weren't there before. It's a puzzle box wearing a RPG costume.

The sex scenes are text only in this build, no art, which is a bummer because apparently the Steam version has actual visuals. You gotta dig deep to find them too, they're not just handed out like candy. When you do stumble into one, it's explicit enough, the writing does the job, but it's more unsettling than hot given the context. You're fucking someone who might not be real, or might be real in a way you don't understand yet. The whole thing feels like a creepypasta that accidentally has porn in it. I respect that. Most adult games frontload the tits and call it a day, this one makes you work for it while slowly breaking your brain. Just use Firefox, Chrome shits itself running this for some reason.

Right into the grid. That's the first thing. A big, flat board with little squares and a character portrait that looks like it was drawn on a napkin during a boring meeting. Soryu. The art is... there. It's not winning awards. The whole thing feels like a flash game from 2005 that someone found on a dusty hard drive and decided to upload. And honestly? That's kind of the charm. It's not trying to be a slick, polished product. It's a raw, horny mess.

The new battle system they added is weird. You move on this grid and then a scene triggers. I spent way too long just clicking one tile back and forth because the little "blip" sound it makes is oddly satisfying. The music is new too, some looping synth thing that got stuck in my head for an hour after I closed the tab. You can change the volume, which is good because the default is LOUD. Like, blew out my cheap laptop speakers loud. The menu is cleaner now, I guess. Easier to find the one new scene they added. It's a short loop, pretty explicit, the kind of thing where the anatomy is a suggestion more than a rule. A tit looks like a balloon animal that's about to pop. But the dialogue is so blunt it made me laugh. "I want your thing inside me." Okay, game. Direct.

I wish the grid did more. It feels like a placeholder for a system that isn't there yet. You move, you trigger a thing, you move back. That's it. The RPG tag is a lie right now. There are no stats, no levels, just a horny lady on a chessboard. The discord link is right there on the page, begging for feedback. They want criticism. So here it is: the core loop is a skeleton. Put some meat on it. Make the grid matter. Give me a reason to not just click the one tile that has the sex scene. But for a free browser game that's basically a sketchpad for someone's fetish, it's got a strange, unpolished honesty. It doesn't pretend to be more than it is. A quick, dirty, and slightly confusing wank. Nothing more, nothing less.

Bridget's training arc is something else, isn't it? Ten days alone with her and you start noticing things. The way the new rest option in your bag means you can basically crash anywhere now, no need to trek back to a center. Just pop that sleep function right in the middle of a hunt area. Lazy? Maybe. But it lets you cycle the day/night stuff faster to trigger that specific easter egg with Lizardish and Lepllanny. The tip says to check their training before bed after Bridget's solo sessions. Unlocked it once and now it's a daily ritual. The animation is... dedicated. Two options for it, which is a nice touch. One of them involves a tail in a way that made me genuinely laugh out loud, then immediately feel like a degenerate. The furry tag is doing some heavy lifting here, and I'm not complaining.

Caught a new Pussymon called something like Glimmerfin? No wait, that's not right. The water one in the third hunt area. Its capture animation glitched for a second, froze on a frame that was honestly hotter than the intended loop. Happy accident. The Pussymon Hunter Society areas feel a bit empty though. Five of them and only a couple have actual shops that matter. The work places are just stat checks, grind your money, whatever. Spent way too long in the first shop just cycling the dialogue because the shopkeeper's sprite has this little bounce. Priorities, right?

The whole thing is held together with duct tape and horny energy. Eight new monsters but only nine new animations total? That math doesn't math. Unless the easter egg counts as two, which it does. So really it's seven spread across ten catchable creatures. Some of them just have a static image and a text box describing what happens. In an RPG about catching them all, that's a choice. But then you find the hidden interaction in the swamp area and suddenly you're not thinking about missing frames anymore. The humor lands more often than it misses, especially when the dialogue breaks the fourth wall about the game's own jank.

If you thought grabbing hot pussymons was over after 24 gigs, think again comes episode 25, titled Mysterious Island, where your team transforms into swashbuckling pirates ready for new conquests.

Your pirate ship becomes your mobile base, ferrying you from one mysterious island to another, each hiding fresh, tantalizing pussymons.

From fog-shrouded coves to sun-drenched shores, these islands are packed with nine brand-new pussymons and twenty-six sizzling animations.

Earning funds, purchasing helpful supplies, and catching some rest to keep your energy up are all part of the grind you’ll face.

Each new area offers a playground for hunting and battling elusive pussymons, promising fresh excitement at every turn.

Whether it’s the thrill of the sea, the humor in your crew’s antics, or the strategic battles against pussymons, this episode delivers a rich, immersive experience.

Ready to command your ship, explore mysterious islands, and catch the hottest pussymons yet? The pirate’s life is calling.

That tower in the east zone, the one with the slime queen. Fuck me.

She just melts through your armor like it's nothing, and the game doesn't even pretend to be balanced about it. I spent maybe twenty minutes grinding those lower floors, getting my stats up, thinking I was hot shit with my fire sword and whatever. Then she dissolves the whole thing in two turns and suddenly my character is just... covered. Everywhere. The game freezes for a second, like it's loading something really good, and then the scene plays out and honestly I forgot I was supposed to be clearing towers for some dark lord or whatever the plot is. Something about a universe. Doesn't matter.

The monster girls in this thing are properly dangerous, not just pinup cutouts. You'll be walking through a corridor, checking every corner like the description says, and bam, a lamia coils around you from behind a pillar. No warning. The RPG mechanics are barebones as hell, just basic attack and a couple spells, but the encounters are what you're here for. Some of the tower layouts repeat though. Third tower felt exactly like the first one but with different wallpaper. Got boring for a minute. Then a tentacle thing grabbed me from a ceiling grate I didn't even see and I was back in.

Wish there was more variety in how you lose. After the fifth or sixth monster girl, the animations start feeling samey, same positions, same expressions. But that first slime queen. And the harpy on floor seven of the ice tower. Those stick with you. The game takes forever to load too, like the page just sits there white for a solid minute, but once it's running it's smooth enough. Just don't close the tab by accident or you'll be staring at that blank screen again, questioning your choices.

The whole thing feels like someone took a sketchbook from a horny teenager and just ran with it. Elana, our girl, she starts off weak, right? You grind her stats, physical and magical, and I mean grind in the most literal sense because every level up unlocks more of the island's villagers for her to, uh, collect. It's not a dating sim. It's a conquest checklist with a fantasy skin d*** over it, and the art looks like it was drawn during a particularly feverish lunch break. The jank is the point. Menus are clunky, the UI looks like a prototype from a forgotten Newgrounds era, and I love that it doesn't pretend to be anything else.

I spent a weird amount of time just boosting her magic stat because I thought it'd unlock the priestess character first. It didn't. It unlocked the burly blacksmith, which, okay, fine, the animation for that scene is surprisingly fluid. There's a specific moment where Elana's expression just glazes over and the dialogue box says something like "her mind breaks a little more" and I laughed out loud. That's the energy. It's not trying to be a deep RPG. The quests are literally just fetch quests that end in explicit scenes, and the kingdom lore is basically a sticky note that says "she's horny, go." The constant updates thing is real too, I checked back a week later and suddenly there's a tentacle event in the fishing hut that wasn't there before. No patch notes, just... surprise hentai.

I wish the inventory system made any sense. You collect herbs and gems but they don't do anything except trigger a specific scene with the alchemist. Why can't I use a health potion during a scene? Missed opportunity. The whole thing runs in browser, so I just keep a tab open on my phone which is a dangerous game to play when you forget to close it before showing someone a meme. The sound design is basically two looping moans and a squelch effect that sounds like someone stepping in mud. Perfect. No thoughts, just vibes and pixelated debauchery. If you need a plot, go read a book. If you want to see a mage get railed by an entire village population because her magic stat hit 20, this is your jam.

i keep clicking through dialogue thinking maybe this time the pixel catgirl will stop looking at me like i owe her money. she doesn't. the new episode dropped and i'm already lost in some forest with three characters i barely remember from episode 34 because i binged that one at 4am and my brain was soup. there's this one pussymon that's basically just a floating orb with cat ears and i spent way too long trying to figure out if it was a bug or a feature. it's a feature. i think.

the animations this time around are... look, they're not winning any awards for smoothness but there's something about the jank that works. like when a song is slightly off beat but it makes you feel something anyway. 16 new ones and half of them involve scenarios that made me double check if my door was locked. the furry tag is doing heavy lifting here but honestly if you're playing something called pussymon you already knew what you signed up for. there's a side quest with a scene that caught me off guard, not because of the content but because the writing suddenly got weirdly sincere for like three lines before going back to "and then they fucked."

the new mysterious foe reveal is... there. i won't spoil it but i will say i laughed at a moment that probably wasn't supposed to be funny. over 200 lines of text and somehow the most memorable one was a throwaway joke about berries. the cheat manager is locked behind the special edition which, sure, whatever, but i kept trying to find exploits anyway like it's 2006 and i'm breaking pokemon red with missingno. didn't work. the legendary pussymon bonus scene is apparently in there too but i'm not paying for it so i'll just imagine what it looks like based on the silhouette. probably another orb with ears.

the female companions are getting more scenes now which is nice because bridget has been standing in the background of my party for three episodes looking like she had something to say. she finally does. it's mostly moaning. dash is still my favorite even though her dialogue tree is basically "yes" "yes but enthusiastic" and "yes with extra steps." val exists. i keep forgetting val exists until she shows up and i'm like oh right, val. the quest structure is seven main missions that feel like five because two of them blend together in a cave that all looks the same. i got turned around for twenty minutes and found a pussymon i wasn't even looking for. neat.

Vanilla is absolutely losing her shit and honestly I get it. Someone stole her money right after a cute date with Ivy and now she's on a rampage through this convention center. The whole setup feels like one of those fever dreams you have after scrolling through too much cosplay content on Twitter, except here you can actually poke around and find weird stuff. The Meowth cosplayer quest line caught me off guard with how much it commits to the bit. You're hunting down a thief but also there's this whole animated reward system that I won't spoil but let's just say the four stages escalate in ways that made me close my browser real quick when my roommate walked by.

The dialogue got a revamp apparently and the character portraits actually move now which is a nice touch even if the old conversations still feel a bit stiff. I spent way too long in the sticker book just cycling through sets because the navigation finally works properly. Mia and Nia are in the compendium now along with some Flygon cosplayer and I kept getting distracted from the actual quest because I wanted to see all the new art. The second floor is where the update really opens up but the map doesn't show it yet which is annoying as hell. I wandered around for like ten minutes clicking on everything before I stumbled into the new area by accident.

The whole thing runs smoother now apparently, something about optimized code and faster text speed at one character per frame. I don't know what that means technically but the dialogue doesn't drag anymore. There's this maid cafe poster that's supposed to work properly after you save the Flygon cosplayer and I guess it does? I was too busy trying to figure out who the actual thief was while Vanilla keeps threatening to have people killed. The humor lands somewhere between genuine parody and just straight up horny nonsense. Some of the sticker sets are by different artists and you can tell because the styles clash a bit but in a way that feels intentional, like walking through an actual convention artist alley. The boss music by EternalSushi goes harder than it has any right to for a game about catching a money thief in a Pokemon cosplay setting.

The camera zoom thing. That's what got me first. You're in a turn based battle, right, and you've worn down some cosplayer's outfit to the next "rip state" and suddenly the screen just. Pushes in. Closer on the torn fabric and the skin underneath. It's such a small mechanic but it completely rewires how you look at the combat. I was playing on my phone during a particularly dull conference call, volume off obviously, and I nearly dropped the thing when the Umbreon cosplayer showed up. Ultra rare my ass, I've been grinding that new beach area for three days and she's popped up exactly once. The lightning spell scaling with max MP is nice I guess but who cares when you're trying to find the one enemy that actually makes the grind worth it.

The writing is deliberately stupid in the best way. You type "friendzonedagain" into the Patreon input and all the tits go away. Why is that a feature. Why does it work. The shop cutscenes trigger randomly now after you save certain cosplayers and half of them are just these weird little vignettes that don't really go anywhere but they make the whole convention setting feel more lived in. There's a Cuebone cosplayer now. A boss fight. You can't run from bosses anymore which I learned the hard way when I was trying to save scum for better drops and got absolutely wrecked by some attack I didn't see coming.

The music though. That fanmade Sun & Moon rival remix. It's too good for this game honestly, it makes the battles feel way more epic than they have any right to be. I caught myself humming it later and felt genuinely embarrassed. The Eevee animation has two parts now. Two. Parts. I don't know what the first version looked like but this one is. Detailed. The topless portraits are locked behind the Patreon tier which, fine, whatever, but knowing they exist makes every encounter feel like you're missing something. Which I guess is the point. The whole game is about wanting what's just barely out of reach, isn't it. Or maybe it's just about seeing cartoon cosplayers lose their clothes. Probably that second one.