The closer the wedding day of Baby-sitter's wedding obtains the even more enemies she finds amongst those that simply lately were her buddies. Jelaousey is concealing behind every edge. In some cases it also has a name - Theresa. She was attempting to take some ompromising photos of Baby-sitter and looks like today she has finally been successful... but what will be her following relocation? The tip word this phase is 'bride '.

The lock clicking shut behind you is the last normal thing that happens. After that it's just Gabby pressing her chest against my arm while Lucy stares at a dusty chalkboard like it holds the secrets of the universe. Occult Club, three members, one abandoned school building. You know the setup.

I spent way too long clicking through dialogue about cake. There's a whole bit where Lucy won't shut up about cake while we're supposedly trapped in a haunted building. Priorities, I guess. The ghost stuff takes a backseat to watching these two clubmates get progressively weirder, and by weirder I mean hornier. Gabby's skirt seems to get shorter between scene transitions. I'm not complaining but I noticed. The game doesn't try to hide what it is. Mrs. something or other shows up at some point, a teacher maybe? The tags say "mrs" but honestly I lost track of who's who because the character introductions feel rushed between the fondling scenes.

The art has that rough indie VN quality where anatomy gets creative during the explicit bits. One CG had Gabby's spine doing something I'm pretty sure requires a chiropractor. But there's enthusiasm here. The writing knows exactly when to abandon the ghost hunt premise and get to the grinding. Soundtrack is placeholder stuff, royalty free piano that cuts out awkwardly during scenes. The dev admits this in their notes. Ten second load time after hitting New Game too, which they also acknowledge. At least they're honest about the jank.

The farm tag confuses me. There's no farm. Unless the abandoned school has a garden I missed while clicking through Lucy's third monologue about baked goods. Maybe it's a mistranslation or something cut from the demo. The haunted school setting works fine for what it is, flickering lights and locked doors and suddenly everyone needs to relieve stress in the storage room. You've played this before. The demo ends right when it starts getting interesting with the actual haunting, which is either good pacing or frustrating depending on whether you're here for plot or the other thing.

Ann's math test is face down on the desk and I already know she failed because the red marks are bleeding through the paper. That's the first thing you see. Not some epic quest or whatever. Just a girl who can't do fractions and a teacher who probably gave up on her months ago. The delinquent girls corner her later near the lockers and I swear my stomach actually dropped. I've played enough of these games to know where this is going but something about the way they crowd her against the metal doors felt too real. Like I was back in ninth grade watching the mean girls circle someone and pretending I didn't see.

The cake scene. I need to talk about the cake scene. It's this stupid bake sale thing in the home ec room and Ann's supposed to bring something but she forgets because of course she does. One of the mammas characters, I think her name was Rosa, she's got this whole tray of cupcakes and the way she offers one to Ann is just... I don't know. The frosting is pink. That's not important. What's important is how the game makes you click through this really long dialogue where nothing sexual even happens yet but you're just waiting. And the waiting is somehow better than the payoff. My first NSFW game was some flash thing on Newgrounds where you just clicked boobs and moved on. This is different. This makes you sit in the tension.

The soundtrack is just a loop of something that sounds like a music box falling down stairs. I left it on for way too long and now it's stuck in my head like a splinter. The quest structure is basically just clicking through conversations but sometimes you get to choose between being scared or being brave and both options lead to Ann getting humiliated anyway. There's this one part where she hides in the bathroom stall and you can hear the delinquent girls laughing outside and I realized I was holding my breath. For a game that looks like someone drew it on notebook paper during detention, it got under my skin. The story doesn't resolve. It just sort of stops. Like the dev got bored or ran out of pages. I keep checking the tumblr for updates even though I know there won't be any.

The princess episode bugged out on me twice before the fix, which is honestly the most on-brand thing for a game called Dungeons&Morons. You got a cake puzzle, a princess, some choice stuff, and the whole thing runs in browser so no downloads or whatever. MrPinku's art style is deliberately rough, like someone sketched it on a napkin after three beers, and that's the charm. The humor lands somewhere between shitpost and actual puzzle design.

First puzzle with the cake had me clicking around like an idiot because the solution is so dumb it wraps back around to clever. You pick dialogue options that don't matter half the time, then suddenly one choice locks you into one of three endings for the princess bit. No warning, no save scumming unless you refresh. The quest tag is generous, it's more like three short scenes stitched together with horny energy and zero polish.

Top 3 moments you'll want to screenshot: the princess's face when you pick the obviously wrong answer, the cake reveal that made me snort, and whatever the hell the third puzzle is doing with the moron theme. The Patreon plug is right there in the menu, and the dev says send nudes to get added as a character, which is either a joke or the most transparent thirst trap in adult gaming history. Probably both.

Complaint: no sound. At all. Not even a wet squelch or a sad trombone. For a game about morons and princesses and cake, silence feels like a missed opportunity. But then again, maybe the silence is the joke. The pacing is like a microwave burrito, hot in some spots, frozen in others, but you eat the whole thing anyway because it's free and you're already there.

the cake is a lie but the girl is real enough, i guess. you get a bedroom, a girl in underwear, and this bar that fills when you rub her. touching is the whole mechanic. no dialogue, no story, just poke at shoulders, thighs, stomach, watch the meter creep. when a star pops up you click her clothes and they vanish piece by piece. bra, panties, gone. fill the entire bar and there is a special image. that is the entire game.

i kept thinking about how lovecraft would describe this. not the cosmic horror part, the other thing he did. the way he wrote about touch as something forbidden and inevitable, like the sensation itself was an old god pressing against the skin. here it is just a mouse cursor. click and drag. the girl does not react much, maybe a little shift, but the bar reacts. the bar is the only honest thing in the room. it wants to be full.

the cake tag confuses me. there is a cake somewhere? maybe the special image has cake. i never filled the bar completely because i got bored halfway through the underwear removal. not bored exactly. more like the repetition became a kind of trance, and then the trance broke when i realized i was just clicking pixels to see pixels. which is every adult game, fine. but this one is so stripped down it feels almost hostile. like the developer resents you for wanting the special image.

the functionality is smooth though. no lag, no weird hitboxes. you can rub the same spot forever and the bar still moves. i wish the girl had more states between clothed and naked, some kind of middle ground where the underwear is half off. but that is not how the stars work. one click, whole garment gone. abrupt. like a jumpscare but for tits.

players who like minimal loops and do not need narrative will get the most from this. everyone else will close the tab after two minutes and forget the cake ever existed.

Forgot my phone was still recording when I opened this one. Now there's a three minute clip of me just staring at the screen with my mouth slightly open saved to my camera roll. Not my proudest moment but honestly what do you expect when Biffy the vampire pops up looking like that. Those tits are absolutely ridiculous. Like someone described boobs to an alien who'd never seen them and the alien just went bigger. better. more. And the cake. Why is there so much emphasis on the cake. I spent a good minute just clicking on her ass before I even noticed there were other options.

The whole thing feels like someone made it during a very specific kind of fever dream. You got your blowjob buttons and your titty fuck buttons and then suddenly there's a sex tape mechanic that I still don't fully understand. Something about recording. Maybe it saves locally. I was too distracted by the way her mouth moves. Which is weirdly hypnotic. Not smooth exactly. More like a flipbook animation made by someone who was really really focused on one thing and forgot to draw the in between frames. The sucking sounds are way too wet. Like someone recorded themselves eating soup and just cranked the gain. I wish the hair physics were better but they're never gonna fix that and I've made my peace with it.

The whole Buffy thing is barely there. She's got fangs I guess. Sometimes she bites. It's more of a vibe than an actual reference. You know those knockoff Halloween costumes where the package says "Vampire Slayer" but the model is clearly just wearing a cheap wig and a push up bra. That's the energy. The jerk off instruction part caught me off guard though. Didn't expect to be told what to do by a pixel vampire with comically large breasts but here we are. My ex used to have a shirt that said "bite me" in glitter letters and this whole experience reminded me of that for reasons I can't articulate. The game crashed once when I clicked too fast. Reloaded immediately. Didn't even think about it. That probably says something about me but I'm not sure what.

In this game you occur to make something astonishing - you caught the most popular fugitive hunter in the galaxy! Yes, right now the epic Samus Aran is connected up in your basement waiting on you to pay her some kinky interest. Play with her, touch her, tease her, undress her and fuck her - all these sensual actions are quickly contorlled with just a number of clicks. Have fun!

Right, so this is a Fairy Tail thing but not really. Lucy and Erza are there, looking like they walked off a bodybuilding stage and into someone's weird apartment. The proportions are absolutely unhinged, like someone inflated a beach ball and forgot to stop. Lucy's chest has its own gravitational pull, I swear. You click around this gym room and they start doing these stretches that would snap a normal person's spine. The animation is... it's got this janky charm, like a flash game from 2006 that somehow got a 4K render pass. The sweat effect is doing a lot of heavy lifting, literally glistening on every impossible curve.

The whole setup is a 3 on 1 scenario eventually, but it takes some clicking. There's a cake involved? Not for eating, just... sitting there. A prop. A very detailed prop that nobody acknowledges. The sound design is just these wet slapping noises and generic gym grunts, which loops in a way that gets hypnotic after a bit. I wish the interactive spots were a little more obvious, spent a solid minute just clicking a dumbbell that did nothing. The hidden scenes are the whole point, really, and one of them involves a position that defies physics and probably several workplace safety regulations. The art style is that super clean, almost plastic looking hentai, which either works for you or it doesn't. For me, the way Erza's abs are rendered is genuinely impressive, like a topographical map of a mountain range I'd like to get lost on. But then Lucy's expression is stuck in this permanent state of vacant surprise, which kills the mood a bit. You forget about it when the action starts though, because the loop is smooth and the framing is... direct. Very direct. No subtlety, just anatomy in motion. The whole thing feels like a fever dream you'd have after scrolling too much on a certain blue bird app.

At last, New Meen'n'Fuck is here and somebody named "pitza" went ahead and shared it before I could! Still, the real heat begins here.

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