Haruko Haruhara from FLCL getting railed. That's the pitch. And yeah, the dude has a dick growing out of his forehead. Not a metaphor, not a dream sequence, just a full on cock sprouting from his cranium like some kind of horny unicorn. The whole thing feels like someone took a weird late night thought and coded it up in an afternoon, complete with that janky Flash game energy where buttons just sort of float there waiting for you to click them.

The interface is basically a row of action buttons in the top left. Click one, animation plays, repeat. There's a threesome option where a robot joins in, which honestly makes about as much sense as anything else in this fever dream. The redhead gets bent over, takes it from both angles, and the cumshot animations are... enthusiastic. Creampie finishes look messy in that specific way low budget hentai games nail without trying. The whole thing moves at this stuttering rhythm where you're never quite sure if the next click will transition smoothly or just sort of lurch into position.

Sound design is basically nonexistent. I kept checking if my browser tab was muted. The art style captures that early 2000s anime look but with the polish of a sketch someone did during lunch break. Haruko's design is recognizable enough if you squint, though her proportions shift between scenes like the artist was figuring things out as they went. The robot character just kind of appears and disappears without much logic, which tracks for this kind of project. There's something almost hypnotic about clicking through the sequence, watching the forehead dick do its thing while wondering what series of life choices led to this specific configuration of pixels existing on the internet. The whole experience runs about as long as a microwave burrito and leaves a similar impression.

Something in the spritework makes Haruko look like she's frowning even when she's supposed to be gagging, which just sits wrong. You know that Kari Wahlgren energy, the manic pixie nightmare bass guitar swing? Here it's flattened into this dead eyed doll with all the personality of a broken vending machine. I loaded it up expecting chaos, maybe some fourth wall nonsense. Got none of that. Just a robot finger that seems to phase through her asshole like it’s clipping into a Bethesda wall, and a steel dick that looks about as appealing as a rusty curtain rod.

Canti’s there, I think. That’s the robot, you know, with the screen head. But here he’s just a dildo with extra steps, no Medical Mechanica vibe at all. The double penetration bit, it’s technically there, two orifices occupied, but the animations are on a loop so lazy it’s practically a flipbook made by a intern. The small friend, Naota, rubs his thing against her with all the desperation of someone trying to start a fire with a stick, and Haruko just stares at the ceiling. The one redeeming moment is the blowjob angle, where she actually looks down, finally making eye contact with something. There’s a facial scene right after that catches the light weirdly, almost glitchy, a single string of cum dangling from her chin that reminded me of spiderweb.

I kept hunting for the scene selection because the tag wall claims anal, double penetration, creampies, but the game just flings you into it without any clickable agency. You just sit there, watch the loops, try to figure out why the redhead with small tits looks so utterly bored receiving a robot dick. I wish the bass guitar was an interactable item, even just to smack Naota’s head. Probably won’t be patched though, this thing feels abandoned since 2004. The flash site it’s hosted on is the real experience, pop up ads that scream louder than Haruko ever does here. Honestly the sound design is just a wet, rhythmic slapping noise, completely missing the Pillows soundtrack, which is a sin worse than the bad anatomy. A total betrayal of the source material, but that robot creampie is uh, thorough, if you can overlook the dead eyes.

That Vespa. Parked right there in the first scene and you know immediately, this isn't some polished corporate hentai piece. It's janky, the animation loops have this frantic quality like the rigging is held together with tape and weird intentions. Haruhara Haruko from FLCL, and honestly my brain short circuits a bit because who makes a porn game about her. Who wakes up and decides, yes, the manic pixie nightmare bassist needs an interactive demo where you can click through scenarios.

The character model looks slightly off in that specific way, not professional 3D but almost like someone sculpted it in Blender with too much caffeine and a very clear fixation. Her eyes don't quite track right and I spent way too long on a couch scene where she's bouncing and the guitar is still somehow strapped to her back the whole time. That stupid Rickenbacker. Doesn't get removed, just stays there flopping around, and I laughed so suddenly I had to stop. Can't even explain why it's funny. It just is.

Don't expect Naruhata. The strange atmos from the anime is there but stripped down, like a garage band cover version with cheap synths. You click, things happen, positions change without much logic. One moment she's on a kitchen table and then suddenly the angle shifts and there's a baseball bat involved. No transitions. The demo label means it just ends when things start getting particularly explicit, orgasm denial except the non-sexy kind. The comments said HentaiKey won't let full versions get posted. Why even upload then. Yet here I am archiving this broken energetic mess into my savefiles because nobody else probably will. There's something about the poorly compressed moans that sounds exactly like her dub voice actress if she recorded them in a bathroom. Strangely compelling but also terrible audio balancing.