Something in the spritework makes Haruko look like she's frowning even when she's supposed to be gagging, which just sits wrong. You know that Kari Wahlgren energy, the manic pixie nightmare bass guitar swing? Here it's flattened into this dead eyed doll with all the personality of a broken vending machine. I loaded it up expecting chaos, maybe some fourth wall nonsense. Got none of that. Just a robot finger that seems to phase through her asshole like it’s clipping into a Bethesda wall, and a steel dick that looks about as appealing as a rusty curtain rod.

Canti’s there, I think. That’s the robot, you know, with the screen head. But here he’s just a dildo with extra steps, no Medical Mechanica vibe at all. The double penetration bit, it’s technically there, two orifices occupied, but the animations are on a loop so lazy it’s practically a flipbook made by a intern. The small friend, Naota, rubs his thing against her with all the desperation of someone trying to start a fire with a stick, and Haruko just stares at the ceiling. The one redeeming moment is the blowjob angle, where she actually looks down, finally making eye contact with something. There’s a facial scene right after that catches the light weirdly, almost glitchy, a single string of cum dangling from her chin that reminded me of spiderweb.

I kept hunting for the scene selection because the tag wall claims anal, double penetration, creampies, but the game just flings you into it without any clickable agency. You just sit there, watch the loops, try to figure out why the redhead with small tits looks so utterly bored receiving a robot dick. I wish the bass guitar was an interactable item, even just to smack Naota’s head. Probably won’t be patched though, this thing feels abandoned since 2004. The flash site it’s hosted on is the real experience, pop up ads that scream louder than Haruko ever does here. Honestly the sound design is just a wet, rhythmic slapping noise, completely missing the Pillows soundtrack, which is a sin worse than the bad anatomy. A total betrayal of the source material, but that robot creampie is uh, thorough, if you can overlook the dead eyes.