You start the game literally as a corpse, which already feels different from all the usual “new semester at horny academy” stuff. You’re dead, you’re on the table, and then your childhood friend drags in an angel and a demon, does this sketchy ritual that looks like something she half-learned from hentai and half from a scam YouTube occult channel, and suddenly you’re back in your own body. Kind of. You’re still you, just with this creepy awareness that these three girls basically own your second life. And they act like it. From the first POV scene you can feel that vibe: you’re the male protagonist, you talk, you react, but they keep grabbing your face, pushing your head between tits, grinding their big asses on you, like you’re some resurrected toy they saved for their own fun. It slips between teasing and straight up domination pretty fast. One moment the angel girl is all “we only want to help you adjust” with this choir-like soft music in the back, next moment she’s riding you, wings spread, drooling a bit, ahegao face and everything, saying she needs your “holy seed” to stabilize your soul. Sure. Totally medical reason.

The fantasy angle makes the harem thing feel almost logical. You have the childhood friend, who acts like a tsundere milf trapped in a younger body, always pretending she cares about your “safety” while sitting on your lap in just a shirt, rubbing your cock with lazy hips while lecturing you about not dying again. Then the demon girl shows up with horns, tail, big tits barely staying in some cosplay-looking outfit, and she’s pure chaos. She’ll pin you down, sit on your face, use your tongue like it’s contract payment, then five minutes later let you ram her ass until she’s shaking, only to smirk and call you her “pet hero”. There’s this scene where she gives you a handjob under the table while the angel talks about “spiritual balance” and you’re trying to click dialogue options without blowing your load too early. By the way, the clicking sound effect is weirdly loud, I kept thinking my neighbors could hear it more than the moans and that annoyed me way more than it should. Anyway. The monster girl race that killed you is also in the mix, but instead of hating them you basically end up fucking them. There’s a furry type with fluffy ears who pretends to be shy, then suddenly she’s giving you a sloppy blowjob, licking all the way to your balls, looking up with those wet eyes, then pushing your dick between her tits for a messy titfuck that ends in creampie between her breasts and she’s giggling like it’s the best thing ever. Game just shrugs and moves on.

I liked how the camera hugs the POV angle most of the time. When someone gives you a footjob, you really feel like you’re the one pinned on the bed, her toes curling around your shaft, heel pressing against your balls, and the sound of slick skin and her tiny breathy laughs in your ear. There’s a voyeurism bit where your resurrected body isn’t quite “stable” yet, so you wake up half transparent in a room and watch Misaki-like teacher character masturbate on her desk, fingering herself, pressing her big ass against the chair, whispering your name even though she thinks you’re dead. You can’t touch, you can only watch, camera slowly sliding around her as she grinds on her own hand, and then later, when you finally get solid again, she corners you in a corridor and calmly tells you she knows you were looking. Then she grabs your hand, presses it against her ass, makes you grope her in this quiet hallway while students walk somewhere offscreen. She smiles like a predator and edges you on purpose, only letting you cum when she’s got you buried in her pussy, milking you dry with these slow, deep thrusts that feel almost too intimate compared to the wild group sex scenes where everyone is climbing on top of you, swapping from oral to anal to vaginal like it’s a competition. The moans sometimes loop a bit awkward, and a couple of lines sound like they recorded them in a closet, but honestly that roughness kind of fits the whole “forbidden ritual brought you back just to turn you into a walking sex magnet” mood. Also, the way one girl keeps calling you “small fry” even while she’s riding you raw until your cum spills out of her and drips down her thigh really annoyed me. I kept waiting for a scene where you finally shut her up properly, never got it.

i don't even go here. like i saw the tags, high school dxd parody, and my brain just went oh right, that show with the oppai dragon song and the chess piece titties. but this game, man. it's called something else now, it used to be gremory live? the file name is just a hash string, feels like finding a cursed usb stick at a convention. it's a point and click thing, 2dcg, and the art is so aggressively mid 2000s flash game that it wraps back around to being charming. you click on a girl, you get a scene. simple as.

the whole thing is just a loose excuse to cycle through the entire female cast. and i mean the entire cast. there's akeno doing her ara ara thing, rias being rias, but then you get to koneko and it's like, alright, we're going there. then you get to venelana and grayfia in the same menu and it feels like a family reunion where everyone forgot their clothes. i spent way too long trying to find a scene with yasaka, the fox lady, because the thumbnail was bugged and just showed a white square. when i finally clicked it, the animation was just her tits looping with a weird squishing sound effect that sounded like someone stepping in mud. i don't know why that's the detail that stuck with me. the sound design is a crime scene.

but here's the thing, the game knows exactly what it is. there's no grinding, no fake gacha, no dialogue trees where you pretend to care about lore. you want to see xenovia do anal? click. want to see kalawarna, who i completely forgot existed? she's there too, with wings clipping through her body. it's this brutalist, utilitarian approach to fap material that i weirdly respect. mittelt's scene is like three frames long. the whole thing runs on what feels like a modified dress-up game engine from newgrounds. there's a button that says "cum" and it just triggers a png of a white splatter. no physics, no fluid sim, just a static image that stays there until you click another girl. it's the most honest user interface i've ever seen. i think le fay pendragon's scene crashed my browser, or maybe i just closed the tab. same result, really.

I dunno what I expected from HeartProblems. Maybe something with a little more... heart? The uncle Davie setup is just there so you can live with three women who all have ridiculous proportions. The aunt is the milf tag incarnate, all curves and knowing looks. Her ass, I swear it has its own gravitational pull. The game knows what you're here for and doesn't pretend otherwise.

The corruption and teasing tags do heavy lifting. There's this one scene early on where she catches you staring. Instead of getting mad, she just smirks and stretches, letting her shirt ride up. The animation is janky, like a puppet being moved by a drunk puppeteer, but somehow that makes the groping moments hit different. More awkward, more real. The humiliation stuff though, I could take it or leave it. She makes you beg to touch her tits and calls you pathetic. I was into it for a second, then felt weird. Then was into it again. The game's a mess like that.

Playing on mobile was a mistake. The touch controls for the animated scenes are so finicky. You're supposed to rub the screen and I just ended up poking it like a confused grandparent. The 3dcg models have that plastic sheen, but the way the aunt's expression shifts when she's teasing you, that little half smile, it's stuck in my head. For future players, just lean into the awkwardness. Don't try to be smooth. The game rewards you for being a fumbling mess, which is probably the most honest thing about it. Oh and the uncle, does he even exist? I forgot about him completely until now.

The Shalltear scene. Fuck. I was not prepared for that level of detail in a parody sandbox. You think you know what you're getting into with an Overlord hentai game, right? Power fantasy, collecting the battle maids like pokemon, the usual. Then the vampire loli pulls you into her coffin and the animation kicks in and suddenly it's not just a cheap 3DCG loop. The way her eyes track the player character, the slight twitch in her fingers... it's genuinely unnerving and that makes the creampie finish hit different. Not just hot, but like you've actually done something wrong. Which, given the source material, is probably the point.

The game's a mess, obviously. A beautiful, broken mess. The sandbox elements are held together with spit and hope. I spent twenty minutes trying to figure out why the Neuronist Painkill torture minigame wasn't unlocking, only to realize I hadn't clicked on a specific candle in Nigredo's room. Who does that? The prostitution mechanic is barebones, just a menu with a looping animation, but it's how you unlock Arche's scenes so you'll grind it. You'll grind it and hate yourself, especially when you stumble into the pregnancy system by accident. I still don't know what triggers it. One minute you're just filling up Solution Epsilon because the slime physics are weirdly mesmerizing, the next there's a status effect and a belly bulge. No warning. No explanation. Just... consequences.

And yet. The harem management is a joke, the dialogue reads like it was translated by a horny AI with a head injury, and the Clementine fight scene is bugged to hell where she just T-poses if you use a certain spell. But then you get a scene with Evileye where she's masturbating while invisible, and the whole thing is played for this perfect mix of cringe and genuine eroticism that you can't look away. It captures the cringefail energy of Ainz's guardians better than any official spin-off. It's not a good game. It's a collection of incredibly specific, deeply problematic, and occasionally brilliant animated sequences buried in a UI designed by a madman. I've already put in enough hours to see the virgin route for Antilene. Don't ask me why. I don't have a good answer.

So the whole thing is basically a very horny love letter to Lady Dimitrescu's castle, but with the survival horror bits filed off and replaced with, well, her. You play some poor bastard who wanders in and immediately gets put through what the game calls a trial. Which is less about dodging lycans and more about not blowing your load too early while a nine foot tall vampire mommy decides if you're worth keeping as a pet.

The animation is that specific kind of 3DCG where the skin looks like it's been oiled by a team of very dedicated interns. It's janky in places, the physics on her tits sometimes feel like they're operating on a slight delay from the rest of her body, but honestly? That almost adds to the charm. It's like a bootleg action figure come to life. The ahegao faces are dialed up to eleven, which is either hilarious or exactly what you're here for. Probably both.

There's a weird amount of walking around between scenes. You're in these big empty hallways and I kept expecting a jump scare but no, it's just a loading screen with extra steps. The game forgets it's supposed to be a parody of a horror game for long stretches. Then you turn a corner and she's there and it's straight into a titfuck that would make a pornstar tap out. The femdom angle is strong, she's always in control, and the creampie finish feels less like a reward and more like her marking her territory. Which, fair.

I do wish there was more of the actual monster girl stuff from the source material. You get a hint of it, but it's mostly just Alcina being huge and condescending. Which is fine. It's very fine. But the game's called Dimitrescu's Trial and it's mostly just a very elaborate, very sticky visual novel with extra steps. The steps being her legs. You know what I mean.

Femdom Isekai. That name. It’s like the dev just smashed two words together and called it a day, and honestly, that’s the whole vibe. You wake up in Lithzena, a world where monster girls with tits bigger than your head run everything and you’re basically a walking pair of balls to be owned. The character customization is there, I guess, but who cares what your face looks like when a demoness is about to grind her heel into it. The whole thing runs on that RPGMaker engine, that familiar janky grid movement, but the art is 2D and surprisingly clean. The animations, though. That’s where the brain melt happens.

Got to the Renee footjob scene. It’s a mini-game, or was supposed to be. The dev literally says in the notes it plays like dog shit and they’re scrapping it, and you know what? They’re right. It’s a broken, clunky mess of clicking and watching a bar fill up while her painted toes just smother the screen. And I couldn’t stop. The sheer, unpolished, raw humiliation of it. You’re not a hero. You’re a pet failing a quick-time event while a woman who could snap your spine calls you a good boy. The Felicia handjob scene is the same deal, three stages of animated, dominant stroking where your only job is to not disappoint her. The sound design is... well, there isn’t any. It’s silent except for the clicking. And somehow that makes it more pathetic. More intimate. Like you’re trapped in a bubble of your own submissive failure.

It’s like a sensory deprivation tank for your dick. No music, just the visual of a monster girl looking at you like you’re a stain she’s doing a favor. The whole gynarchy storyline is there, some isekai plot about getting home, but that’s a joke, right? Why would you ever leave? The spells and weapons you collect feel almost sarcastic. You’re not fighting for freedom. You’re just decorating your cage. The game is a broken, horny, wonderful disaster that knows exactly what it is. A slave simulator with a fantasy skin. The dev apologizing for the delay is the most submissive thing about the whole project, and it fits perfectly.

The voice work in this thing, I gotta say, the main girl's VA has this breathy quality that starts out almost too cute, like she's doing an ASMR stream on Twitch but forgot her pop filter. Then around the third scene where she's in the changing room at that boutique job, there's a moment where she whispers "someone might see" and the way her voice cracks on "see" made me actually stop clicking through. That one detail. The rest of the cast is whatever, the boss lady sounds like she recorded in a bathroom, but the protagonist carries it.

The corruption arc is standard fare but the audio cues during the voyeurism bits are weirdly specific. Like when she's masturbating with the window open and you hear footsteps outside, the VA switches

This one feels like somebody mashed Warhammer goth nonsense with horny DeviantArt brain and then forgot to add common sense. You play this young church spy girl tossed into a rotten future city where everything is candles, metal, and horny cults in masks. She’s supposed to investigate vanishings and heresy and all that, but she has zero gear, no training worth shit, and way too much ass and tits for the “holy” job she pretends to have. So she does it the trashy way. Not clean spy movie stuff, more like “crawl through alleys, tease guards, flash half the city, get groped in confessionals, still somehow progress the plot” kind of detective work. The whole thing is point and click, but not that boring static puzzle kind, more like every time you click on something you’re asking “ok, how is she gonna get humiliated by this?” and then the game answers with a smirk.

The vibe is very lewd cartoon comic: lots of 2D animated loops of her getting stripped, grabbed, possessed, fucked by weird monster things that look half demon, half bad church ornament, plus a bit of lesbian stuff creeping in on the side when she runs into other “servants of the faith” who are definitely not holy. One scene that stuck in my head: she’s sneaking into some archive, needs a key from this smug officer. You know, in a normal game you bribe him or steal it. Here? She starts with “innocent” flirting, then it turns into a full slow tease, then he has her bent over the desk while she’s trying to keep her mind on the documents. She’s moaning and still clicking text options like “ask about missing official” while he slaps her ass, and it’s stupid and hot and also kind of pathetic in the best way. Game loves that humiliation angle. Half the “combat” is really just her losing control of the situation and the player kind of watching her slip from professional investigator into horny mess, but pretending it’s still tactical. There is actual fighting with cult monsters here and there, but let’s be honest, the real fight is her trying not to cum during interrogation scenes. And failing. A lot.

Romance is here too, sort of twisted. Not the cheesy “my waifu” stuff from Steam trash. More like she starts to catch feelings for people who treat her like a tool. A milf inquisitor that fingers her during “discipline session” then sends her back out into the dark guilt-soaked streets. A noblewoman who pretends to help then uses her as exhibition toy during some masked ball, having her strip in a balcony with half the upper city watching. She masturbates alone after some of those missions, fully clothed, gloves still on, boots on the floor, just rubbing herself raw on a church bench because she remembers being choked by a cultist who called her “saint of sluts”. That part feels more honest than most “romantic” porn games where everybody is magically in love by the second blowjob. Here the romance is a bit broken, more like addiction. She falls for people that humiliate her, monsters that possess her body from inside, even a damn ghost that uses her hands to grope her own tits while she “interrogates” victims. It’s messy, not clean power fantasy, and that’s exactly why it got stuck in my brain instead of melting together with the usual same-face VN pile you forget right after you close the tab.

Alright so Westview Academy, right? The whole setup is this young guy, total virgin obviously, gets into this fancy school known for sports and music. And immediately you're surrounded by milfs. Not just one, like every teacher, every friend's mom, the librarian probably. Big tits everywhere, asses that don't quit. The game knows what it's doing.

The point and click stuff is simple, you just wander around and click on people to talk. Sometimes you get these little animated scenes where a teacher bends over a desk to help you with homework and her shirt just... hangs open. You can choose to stare or look away. I stared. Every time. There's this one moment in the music room, she's showing you how to hold a violin or whatever, and her chest is pressed against your arm. The animation is janky as hell, her boobs move like water balloons in a earthquake, but somehow that makes it hotter? Like it's trying so hard to be sexy it loops back around to being funny and then sexy again.

What I didn't expect was the voyeurism angle. You can peek through keyholes, hide in closets, watch girls change after gym. It's creepy but the game treats it so casually, like yeah of course you're gonna hide in the locker room vent. And then the interracial stuff shows up with one of the moms, she's got this whole "I'll teach you things your little schoolgirls can't" vibe. The oral sex scenes are surprisingly detailed for how ugly the character models are. Their faces look like melted dolls but the mouths, man, the mouths are rendered with way too much care.

I wish the dialogue wasn't so stiff. Every conversation feels like it was translated through three different languages. But maybe that's the charm? You're a virgin at a new school, everything is awkward anyway. The stripping scenes are the best part, slow and teasing, but then the game will just cut to a hardcore scene with zero buildup. No condoms, no questions, just straight to it. The humor is accidental half the time, like a character will say something completely insane with a straight face and you just have to accept it.

Anyway the music program is a lie, you never actually play any instruments. Not once. You just stand there while milfs rub against you. Which is fine, I guess. That's why we're all here.