I dunno what I expected from HeartProblems. Maybe something with a little more... heart? The uncle Davie setup is just there so you can live with three women who all have ridiculous proportions. The aunt is the milf tag incarnate, all curves and knowing looks. Her ass, I swear it has its own gravitational pull. The game knows what you're here for and doesn't pretend otherwise.

The corruption and teasing tags do heavy lifting. There's this one scene early on where she catches you staring. Instead of getting mad, she just smirks and stretches, letting her shirt ride up. The animation is janky, like a puppet being moved by a drunk puppeteer, but somehow that makes the groping moments hit different. More awkward, more real. The humiliation stuff though, I could take it or leave it. She makes you beg to touch her tits and calls you pathetic. I was into it for a second, then felt weird. Then was into it again. The game's a mess like that.

Playing on mobile was a mistake. The touch controls for the animated scenes are so finicky. You're supposed to rub the screen and I just ended up poking it like a confused grandparent. The 3dcg models have that plastic sheen, but the way the aunt's expression shifts when she's teasing you, that little half smile, it's stuck in my head. For future players, just lean into the awkwardness. Don't try to be smooth. The game rewards you for being a fumbling mess, which is probably the most honest thing about it. Oh and the uncle, does he even exist? I forgot about him completely until now.