i don't even go here. like i saw the tags, high school dxd parody, and my brain just went oh right, that show with the oppai dragon song and the chess piece titties. but this game, man. it's called something else now, it used to be gremory live? the file name is just a hash string, feels like finding a cursed usb stick at a convention. it's a point and click thing, 2dcg, and the art is so aggressively mid 2000s flash game that it wraps back around to being charming. you click on a girl, you get a scene. simple as.

the whole thing is just a loose excuse to cycle through the entire female cast. and i mean the entire cast. there's akeno doing her ara ara thing, rias being rias, but then you get to koneko and it's like, alright, we're going there. then you get to venelana and grayfia in the same menu and it feels like a family reunion where everyone forgot their clothes. i spent way too long trying to find a scene with yasaka, the fox lady, because the thumbnail was bugged and just showed a white square. when i finally clicked it, the animation was just her tits looping with a weird squishing sound effect that sounded like someone stepping in mud. i don't know why that's the detail that stuck with me. the sound design is a crime scene.

but here's the thing, the game knows exactly what it is. there's no grinding, no fake gacha, no dialogue trees where you pretend to care about lore. you want to see xenovia do anal? click. want to see kalawarna, who i completely forgot existed? she's there too, with wings clipping through her body. it's this brutalist, utilitarian approach to fap material that i weirdly respect. mittelt's scene is like three frames long. the whole thing runs on what feels like a modified dress-up game engine from newgrounds. there's a button that says "cum" and it just triggers a png of a white splatter. no physics, no fluid sim, just a static image that stays there until you click another girl. it's the most honest user interface i've ever seen. i think le fay pendragon's scene crashed my browser, or maybe i just closed the tab. same result, really.