You ever get that feeling when you boot up something on Newgrounds and immediately the interface screams 2008 Flash but it's actually a 2023 browser RPG and you're like, yeah, this is it. That's the whole vibe here. The battle menu looks like it was assembled from spare parts and I mean that as the highest compliment. It's got that unpolished, slightly janky energy where you can practically see the solo dev staying up late with a coffee pot and a dream. My kind of Christmas spirit.
Right so the premise is already unhinged, you're catching these creatures called Pussymon. Not even subtle. You got a quest log, an overworld map that's basically a series of connected screens, and random encounters. But then you hit a battle and suddenly the dev added elemental properties to the combat system this update. Fire beats grass type nonsense but with a straight face. Why is there a strategic layer in my porn game. I found myself actually swapping party members for type advantage against a boss. A Crude. That's what they call the enemies, Crudes. It's beautiful. Some of the animations during battle feel like placeholder sprites that never got replaced and I love that. Ten new sexcards got added, fully animated, and they're tucked behind progression gates so you're actually playing the RPG to see the furry Christmas hentai. That's a sentence I just wrote.
The two new easter egg side stories are where things get properly weird. You unlock one and then it loops so you can rewatch the steps. I spent way too long trying to figure out if I missed a trigger in the third area, the snowy village. There's this one NPC near a tree, don't talk to him, it's a waste of time, I think. Actually maybe do, I don't know, my save file got weird after that. The whole thing has nine new areas and the map just keeps sprawling out like the dev can't stop adding corridors. At one point I realized I was genuinely invested in the main storyline and had to take a break. What is happening. The Patreon link at the end of the game is the most honest thing I've ever seen, just "hey if you want cheats go here." Fair enough. The music loops are way too short and I think I heard the same jingle for two hours. Didn't care. Was too busy checking elemental charts for my next Pussymon catch.