That "pussymon" pun in the title. It's so stupid it circles back to genius, or maybe just stupid. I can't decide. The whole thing runs on this energy, a Pokรฉmon parody where you're not catching them all, you're... well. The battle system got tweaked this update, now giving 3 level points per fight instead of 1. So you can grind by battling or by "care," which is exactly what it sounds like. Eight new animated sexcards this month, remakes of older ones with actual motion now. The Charmander equivalent has this thing she does with her tail that I won't describe but my browser history will remember.
Found an easter egg too, hidden in the tall grass area. Click on a specific bush three times fast and something unlocks. Not telling which bush. The quest structure is barebones, basically just an excuse to move between zones, but that's not why anyone's here. The humor lands sometimes, other times it's just references to the source material that don't quite work. Like there's a Team Rocket parody that shows up, says one line, and then you battle. That's it. No follow up. Why even include them?
The cheat codes from the Patreon page actually change things significantly. Unlock all animations, skip the grind entirely. Kind of defeats the purpose of the leveling changes they just added, but whatever. The adventure tag is generous, it's more of a visual novel with a map screen. Some of the sexcards loop awkwardly, the animation stutters on the second cycle. But the art style has this deliberately rough quality that fits the parody angle. Don't expect polish. Expect a game that knows exactly what it is and doesn't pretend otherwise. Just save before using the rare candy item, it crashes sometimes and the autosave is unreliable.