You know that feeling when you find a hentai manga from 2004 and the art is kinda jank but the artist is so damn enthusiastic about every single panel? That's Pussymon episode 26. I loaded it up on my shitty laptop while my cat was judging me from the desk, and honestly the first thing I thought was "this looks like someone's DeviantArt gallery from high school." But then I kept clicking.

The Lizardish interaction caught me off guard. There's this moment where the dialogue goes from zero to "wait, she's actually into this?" and the animation kicks in. 26 new animations they say, and I believe it because some of these furry designs have more frames than my attention span. The big tits physics are absolutely ridiculous, like someone who only learned about gravity from anime, but that's exactly what I'm here for. The Hydragodon cave area has this one scene where I genuinely laughed out loud, not because it was funny but because the sheer audacity of the camera angle.

I wish the quest tracking was less of a mess. Spent fifteen minutes wandering the Lost village trying to figure out which NPC I was supposed to bang next. The cheat manager in the Special Edition helps but I shouldn't need it. Also Claire's side quest just... ends? Like the writer forgot what they were doing and moved on to Emily's content. Which, fine, Emily's stuff is better anyway.

The RPG elements are there I guess. You walk around, you find pussymon, you do the thing. Over 250 dialogs and half of them are probably variations of "oh no don't touch me there" followed immediately by "actually yes touch me there." Classic. The legendary pussymon bonus scene is locked behind the Patreon paywall which, yeah, of course it is. What did I expect? The whole thing feels like someone's horny D&D campaign and I'm not mad about it.