Oh god, another Whentai flash thing. You know the ones, right? They have that specific jank where the animation loops are like three frames and the sound effects sound like someone slapping wet cardboard. This one's got Rukia and Orihime from Bleach, and I guess Rukia found the magic futa mushroom or whatever because she's packing a whole ass cock now. The art is... it's trying. Orihime's hair looks like someone spilled orange soda on the screen, but her tits are massive, which is the whole point I suppose. Rukia's flat as a board, which makes the titfuck scene kind of hilarious because it's like watching a stick bug try to climb two beanbag chairs.

The blowjob bit at the start is so stiff. Orihime's head bobs with the mechanical energy of a broken dashboard toy, and the slurping noise loops every half second. It drove me nuts. But then, I don't know, the sheer absurdity of it got to me. There's a moment where Rukia's just sliding her dick between Orihime's boobs and her face is completely blank, like she's calculating her next Soul Reaper mission. It's so unpolished it loops back around to being hypnotic. I actually laughed out loud when the floor fucking scene started and Rukia just latches onto Orihime's tit like a starving kitten while humping away. The cumshot is a pixelated mess that looks more like a glitch than a facial. I've seen better fluid physics in a glass of spilled milk.

Honestly, the whole thing feels like a fever dream I had after reading too much fanfiction on a dodgy forum. It's not hot in the way a well made game is. It's hot in the way finding a weird, crumpled doujin under a park bench is. You don't know why you're looking, but you can't stop. The futanari tag is the only reason this exists, and it delivers on that with the grace of a dump truck. Don't expect a masterpiece. Expect to be confused and slightly aroused by the jank.

You embark on your greatest adventure: slay the beast of the forest, get the gold, and buy the gifts to conquer the Hooters.​