ok so this is one of those star wars parody things right. ahsoka tano trainer sim. the whole setup is you did some sith ritual and now she's your slave but her will is too strong so you can't fully control her yet. the game is this weird day cycle thing, morning and night. morning you send her out to earn credits. yeah. you know what that means. she comes back with credits and you use them to buy items to corrupt her more. it's like a fucked up tamagotchi.

the 3dcg is deliberately unpolished, like someone learned blender last month but honestly that almost makes the whole thing funnier. her proportions are ridiculous, massive tits and ass that clip through the environment sometimes. there's this one animation where she's giving a handjob and her wrist bends in a way that would require at least three extra joints. the internal view during vaginal sex is just... a pink tunnel. i don't know what i expected. the bukkake scenes look like someone spilled yogurt on the screen. but i kept clicking. the corruption mechanics are basic, buy a sex toy, use it on her, her resistance drops a bit, repeat. there's group sex scenes and interracial and anal and all the tags you'd expect. the male domination angle is heavy, she calls you master with dead eyes. the prostitution loop is where you send her out and she comes back with credits and sometimes a creampie. you can almost feel the spreadsheet behind it all.

what bothers me is the missed potential. like imagine if her resistance actually mattered, if she fought back or tricked you or something. instead it's just a number going down. there's this one moment where you buy a new outfit and she says something sarcastic and for a second i thought oh shit here we go but no, back to the grind. the multiple penetration scenes are technically impressive in a trainwreck way, bodies clipping into each other, the sound effects are just wet slapping noises on loop. i wish the game remembered what you did last cycle, sometimes she acts surprised by things you've done ten times already. the star wars setting is barely there, just some lightsabers in the background and a vague sith aesthetic. could've been set in a dentist's office for all it matters. anyway the corruption trainer genre is what it is and this one delivers exactly that, no more no less. the slave dynamic is uncomfortable in a way that's probably intentional but also just lazy. i don't know. i finished it though. twice. the credits kept piling up and i wanted to see if the final corruption scene was worth it. it wasn't. but the journey was something. the masturbation animations are actually decent, there's this one where she uses a toy and her face almost looks like ahsoka for a second. almost.

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It’s the kind of game you find late - like really late - and you wonder who made this and why it’s this funny and horny at the same time. You don’t expect a strategy thing to make you laugh during the… other parts. But yeah, it’s a parody, a weird one, and somehow it knows exactly what to poke fun at. You start placing those stormtrooper units around like you actually give a damn about tower defense balance, but the moment Leia shows up on the screen, all that “tactical” energy just drains and you’re suddenly focused on how the camera lingers too long when you break through the defense. The sound effects shouldn’t work, yet they do. Half the moaning sounds are so exaggerated I had to pause because I was laughing too hard - then I unpaused anyway.

There’s this point where a wave almost breaks through and you’re low on points and you just mash-spawn soldiers like an idiot. The game punishes you for that, obviously. I guess that’s fair, but it still feels personal - like it’s teasing you: *You want her that bad? Try harder.* I kept saying “one more run,” then failed in the same place over and over. The second level acts like a gatekeeper; everything gets harder and suddenly you care way too much about timing your spawns because you want to see that victory screen again. And the victory screen… you know which one. The models move like they came straight from an early browser animation but damn if it doesn’t still hit. I wanted to hate it. I kinda still do.

Funny how the parody doesn’t even try being clever about the Star Wars stuff - it’s stupid in the best possible way. No lore dumps, just dirty humor and pure nonsense dressed in stormtrooper armor. You can tell whoever made it didn’t care about rules or being tasteful, and maybe that’s why it works. It’s ridiculous and messy and unashamed. Honestly, maybe more games should be like that. Or maybe none should. Hard to tell.

That lightsaber sound effect when you ignite it. They actually got the hum right. Not the movie one exactly but close enough that I caught myself grinning like an idiot at 1am, clicking back and forth just to hear it again. Kaylan, my character, some random farmboy who's about to get his whole world flipped, standing there with this ancient weapon he barely understands. And I'm thinking, okay, this is gonna be one of those games where the sex scenes interrupt the plot, right?

Wrong. Or maybe half wrong. The first real encounter with that Twi'lek smuggler, the one with the scar through her eyebrow, happens after a firefight where I genuinely wasn't sure if I'd made the right dialogue choice three screens back. My heart was still going from the action sequence, and then suddenly her hand is on Kaylan's chest and the CG art shifts into this gorgeous rendered scene of her going down on him. The contrast hit different. Not just "here's the porn part" but like the tension actually earned it. The oral scenes especially have this weight to them, the way the characters' eyes stay locked. There's a vulnerability that most adult VNs skip entirely.

The vaginal sex scenes later with the Jedi exile, forget her name now, she's got that stern master vibe but when she finally breaks. The art style goes full hentai CG, all soft lighting and exaggerated expressions, but the writing underneath stays committed to the drama. She's crying during it. Not in a weird way. In a "I've been alone for ten years and now this idiot farmboy is inside me and I don't know how to process feelings" way. I wish the game let you fail more often though. The romance paths feel a bit too forgiving, like you can say the dumbest thing and still end up in someone's bunk. And the sci-fi elements, the actual Star Wars parody bits, sometimes they're too reverent. Just commit to the bit, you know? Make Darth Not-Vader actually menacing instead of a cardboard cutout. The action sequences between the sex scenes drag a little, lots of text about ship maneuvers I skimmed through. But then there's this one moment where Kaylan uses the Force during sex, accidentally, and his partner's reaction is so perfectly written I forgave everything. She laughs. Actually laughs at him. And it's the most romantic thing in the whole game.

ok so the whole premise is jedi corruption, right? you're larry skywalker. larry. not luke. and you're a jedi master whose whole mission is to mind break rey. i keep thinking about the name larry. it's like someone at a pizza place named him. anyway.

the game is 2dcg and it's basically a slideshow of corruption. you start with rey being all jedi and then you just. chip away. there's a handjob scene early on that's drawn with this weird perspective where her hand looks like it's from a completely different art tutorial than the rest of her body. i couldn't stop staring at it. the footjob bit later has the same energy. the artist definitely has a thing and honestly? respect. but also what is happening with the toes sometimes. they're like little sausages. i don't know if that's a bug or a feature. probably a feature.

the male protagonist thing means you see everything from larry's pov which is mostly just his hands and occasionally his. you know. the corruption mechanics are basically just clicking through dialogue trees until rey's eyes go all vacant and she starts saying things that would make a hutt blush. there's no real game here. it's a visual novel that forgot the novel part and just kept the visuals. the mind break tag is doing a lot of heavy lifting. by the end she's just. gone. which i guess is the point? but it happens so fast it feels like someone hit fast forward on a microwave. one minute she's talking about the force and the next she's asking for things that would get you banned from the jedi temple. larry you absolute menace. what did you do. anyway the star wars references are there but they're like. someone described the movies to the developer over a bad phone connection. i spent ten minutes trying to figure out if a background was supposed to be tatooine or just a really sandy parking lot. still thinking about larry. larry skywalker. incredible.

The whole thing runs like a slideshow made by someone who just discovered Blender last Tuesday. Not that I’m complaining. Sometimes the jank adds to the charm, you know? Like when Cova Nell’s model clips through her own robes during a meditation scene and her tit just phases into her armpit. It’s the kind of unpolished 3DCG that makes you snort beer out your nose but also keeps you clicking because, fuck it, the writing’s actually got teeth.

Apulaz and Crossbow Pussycat clearly spent their brain cells on the dialogue instead of the rigging. The Mira and Nell dynamic is pure chaotic lesbian energy, all teasing and power plays that feel ripped straight from a fanfic you’d bookmark at 1am. There’s this one bit where Xiu-Hua Jhang gets cornered in the cargo hold and the groping starts before you even get a dialogue wheel. The game doesn’t ask permission. It just throws you into a multiple penetration scenario with a Sith acolyte and a malfunctioning droid and expects you to keep up. The parody of KOTOR’s moral choices gets twisted into something filthy. Light side options are basically just edging. Dark side is, well, you can guess. Lots of creampie finishes and anal that looks physically impossible given the polygon count of the ass involved.

The sound design is nonexistent. I had Spotify running a lo-fi playlist in the background and it somehow synced up perfectly with a *** scene in the temple ruins, which was a vibe I didn’t ask for but accepted. The sci-fi setting is just window dressing for the female protagonist to get railed in every orifice across three different planets. The big ass tag is not lying. There’s a close-up during a vaginal scene where I swear the texture stretched so much I could see individual pixels screaming for mercy. Still fapped though. The group sex sequence in the Jedi council chamber is a logistical nightmare of clipping limbs and dead-eyed stares, but the dirty talk is top tier. Forgot to mention the masturbation minigame is broken. You just click and hope. Kind of like the rest of the experience.