Ahri's tail physics alone made me stick around longer than I planned. Not even joking. The way it sways when she walks, when she takes a hit, when the clothes start coming off. League of Pussy knows exactly what it's doing with the source material, even if the top down RPG bits feel like they were bolted on after the fact.

Combat is simple enough. WASD movement, left click one weapon, right click another, shift to dash, E for potions. You'll mash through minion waves, pick up loot, occasionally stop to appreciate the champion busts when their HP drops and the outfit shreds. Sona's scene especially. Voice acting is actually there for most of them, which surprised me. Not AAA quality but enough to keep one hand free, if you catch my drift.

The dungeon crawling itself is whatever. Hit walls, see impact effects, move to next stage manually now so you can farm or just stare at the aftermath. Skill points at level one, five of them, then one per level. Standard stuff. But there's this minion conquering option now, three new girls plus a super rare one. That's where the replay value hides. You'll grind for that rare spawn like it's a shiny Pokemon.

Achievements got added too. Some of them are exactly what you'd expect from a game like this. One of them I won't spoil but let's just say the dev knows his audience.

The writing has that fan game energy, rough around the edges but sincere. Like someone spent way too long in the R34 tags and decided to make a whole game about it. And honestly? Respect. The music track loops a bit too much and the menu navigation feels clunky, but you're not here for the UI.

Patron version has an extra champion. The free one still gives you plenty to work with. Just remember to hold left click if you want to skip dialogue, though why would you skip the sex scenes? That's the whole point.

The quiz mechanic is a weird flex for a porn game, but whatever gets you to the one animation I guess. You answer a few questions about League lore or whatever, then bam, hard sex with Sona and Poppy. Oral, rough, the whole medieval summoner deal. The animation is deliberately unpolished, like someone forgot to smooth the edges but honestly that almost adds to it. Feels raw, not in a good way always, but raw.

I sat there clicking through answers, half paying attention because my boss keeps walking by my cubicle. The questions are easy if you know the champions, but if you don't you'll just guess and still get to the scene. So the quiz is basically a loading screen with extra steps. Poppy's expression during the rough stuff is... something. Sona's tits bounce like they have their own physics engine from 2007. It's janky but the jank works if you're already horny and tired of polished hentai that moves like wet cardboard.

One thing I wish was different: the oral part ends too fast. You get maybe six seconds of actual mouth action before it cuts to the next position. Won't be fixed, I bet. The whole thing takes like two minutes if you spam answers. And the sound, there is no sound, just silence while these two get railed. That's fine, I had my earbuds in anyway. For a browser game it's decent enough to keep open in a tab behind spreadsheets. Just don't expect a story, it's literally one scene behind a trivia gate. Actually the trivia is kind of fun if you're a degenerate who knows the lore. Which I am. Apparently.