God, the sound in this one. There's this one wet squelch loop that sounds exactly like someone stepping in mud with new boots, and it just plays on repeat no matter what you're clicking. It's almost impressive how it doesn't match anything happening on screen. Rei's voice clips are the same three breathy gasps recycled from what I'm pretty sure is a ten year old sound pack, the one every Flash game used. You know the one. It's so bad it circles back to being kind of essential, like the audio equivalent of a jpg artifact.

The whole thing is built around Rei Tachibana from Pani Poni Dash, which is a deep cut, and they've got her in the classic nerdy glasses and uniform, then immediately you're swapping her into a bikini that barely contains the situation. The breast expansion slider is unhinged. You drag it and she just inflates like a balloon animal, physics completely giving up, and her expression never changes from this blank, slightly confused stare. It's like that one weird mod you install for a Bethesda game at 2 AM and then forget about until all the NPCs are walking around deformed. There's a school setting, a swimsuit option, the whole "fucktoy" tag is... well, it's exactly what you think, with a dildo and a disembodied cock you just kind of position.

Wish they'd done something with the outfit change mechanic instead of just having the clothes pop on and off with no animation. A little tear, a little struggle. But that's asking for a miracle from a Flying Tree Frog joint, they're not exactly known for polish.

The "sbs" tag is there, which for the uninitiated is a whole thing, and it's handled with all the grace of a brick through a window. One minute she's her normal flat chested self, next she's smuggling watermelons. It's jarring and stupid and I kept messing with it for way too long. Forgot what I was even doing. The dildo option is somehow more satisfying than the virtual cock, which just sort of clips through her stomach if you're not careful. If you're gonna play this, just crank the expansion slider to max right away and don't overthink it. The absurdity is the only real spice here.