Nancy Boobitch was quite popular tv reporter not so long time ago yet each day it becomes more and more obvious that to stay popular the pair of nice looking tits won't be enough and she will have to actually do some reporter working which means that she has to find some really interesting story! But looks like this problem is going to get solved on its own when Nancy gets a phone call at the middle of the night telling that if she is looking for an exciting story then she has to visit mysterious castle! Nancy isn't the only one who gets scared by the rumors so she agress only to figure out that not all rumors about this horrific place are true... As for you then to keep the story going you will need to win few aracade minigames so be ready!

The whole thing starts with a TV. Not even a good one, just some flatscreen that came with a free lottery ticket stuck to the box. Two months later you get an email saying you won. Not money, not a car. A mall pickup. I don't know what I expected.

The reporter finds you at the mall while you're holding this giant cardboard check like an idiot. She's got that local news energy, too much enthusiasm for a story about a guy who won a microwave or whatever. But the camera's off and suddenly she's asking different questions. The interview setup is just an excuse, obviously. You're in some back room near the food court and she's adjusting her blouse and the notepad is definitely not for notes. The dialogue choices are weirdly specific. You can ask about her deadline or just stare at her chest. Both work. The game doesn't pretend to be subtle about it.

The art is... look, it's unpolished in a way that almost feels intentional. Like someone drew this at 2am with one hand. The proportions are ridiculous. Her tits are basically a separate character. But there's something about the janky animation when she leans forward during the "interview" that works better than it should. The blowjob scene triggers after you pick the right dialogue options, nothing complicated. Just keep agreeing to the interview and don't mention her editor. The cumshot at the end lands on her press badge which is a nice touch I guess. Very committed to the theme.

I wish there was more to do after. The whole thing is maybe ten minutes. You can't even go back to the mall or cash in the lottery ticket. What was the point of the TV setup? The game forgets about it completely once the reporter shows up. Still, for what it is, the pickup is smooth enough. She acts professional right up until she doesn't. The voice in my head while playing was just "sure, this is happening now." No complaints about the pacing. The fucktown tag is misleading though, it's one location, one scene. Don't expect a city.