Rei Ayanami, but her tits are bigger than her head. That's the whole pitch. The flying tree frog logo appears and suddenly the most emotionally repressed pilot in anime history is on her knees, looking up with those red eyes, chest heaving with breasts that would require their own entry plug. I've seen enough Evangelion doujins to know where this goes but something about the deliberately janky animation here, the way her swimsuit just sort of dissolves rather than being removed, it has a charm that polished games lack. Like finding a crumpled hentai sketch in a school desk.

The breast expansion happens immediately. No buildup, no plot justification. One frame she's normal Rei, next frame she's carrying what looks like two beach balls under a bikini top that's clearly given up on its job. The physics are wrong in the best way. They don't bounce so much as wobble with their own gravitational pull. There's a moment during the blowjob scene where her chest clips through her own chin and I laughed out loud, then kept watching anyway because the sounds she makes, these breathy little gasps that are completely out of character for Rei, somehow work. She's supposed to be emotionless. Here she's anything but.

The doggystyle position unlocks after you've cycled through the other scenes. Her swimsuit bottom pulled to the side, that impossibly thin waist arching. The anal scene uses the same animation loop but with a different entry point, and honestly the repetition should bother me more than it does. The cumshot lands with the kind of excessive volume that makes you wonder about the artist's understanding of human biology. There's a girl on top segment where Rei's expression flickers between her canonical blankness and something hungrier, and that contradiction, the shy girl who's suddenly insatiable, is what keeps me clicking through the same four positions. I wish the bikini stayed on longer. It doesn't. I wish there was more dialogue. There isn't. The whole thing loops and I'm still here, watching Rei Ayanami become the slut the description promised, wondering why this works despite everything telling me it shouldn't.

The whole thing feels like a leaked Flash file from 2004, and I mean that as a compliment. You get Rei Ayanami in a blue bikini, standing there with that blank expression she always has, and the interface is just... buttons. Big chunky image buttons on the left and right. No fancy menus, no dialogue trees, no grinding for affection points. Click a pose, watch the animation loop, click another. The cumshot mechanic is exactly what you'd expect, a simple trigger that paints her face or chest depending on which position you're in.

The POV framing is actually the strongest part. Camera stays locked right where you'd want it, never doing that annoying thing where it drifts off to show the ceiling or some wall texture. Every pose change snaps immediately, no transition animations, which sounds lazy but honestly? When you're in the middle of things, waiting for a smooth camera pan kills the mood faster than anything. The bikini never comes fully off either, just gets pulled aside, and there's something about that choice that works for the character. Rei wouldn't bother undressing completely anyway.

Sound design is nonexistent. Like, literally no audio. Not even a wet slap effect. I kept checking if my browser was muted. The art itself is rough, proportions shift between poses in ways that make me think different artists handled different positions without comparing notes. Her left tit looks completely different in missionary versus doggy. But the facial expressions, when they actually change, capture that detached Evangelion vibe perfectly. She looks mildly inconvenienced the whole time, which for Rei is basically enthusiastic consent. Wish there was an Asuka version with the same setup, but the F-Series seems committed to one girl per release. The whole thing runs in browser, no downloads, no account creation, just instant access which is how these things should work.

Right so Rei’s got her tits out and they’re growing. Not like a slow animation, more like someone’s pumping air into two perfectly shaped balloons and forgot to stop. The breast expansion here isn’t some subtle thing, it’s comical. One second she’s in that plug suit, next thing the zipper’s gone and her chest is just... expanding. I laughed, then I didn’t. The game knows exactly what it is, a quick fap session with a character who’s supposed to be all quiet and mysterious but here she’s got a dildo the size of my forearm. The soubrette outfit? Stupidly hot. The Santa one made me feel things I shouldn’t in July.

The undress mechanic is basically click and drag but it’s so janky you’ll miss half the time. I spent a solid minute trying to get her bikini top off and then her pussy was just... there. Wet. Ready. The dildo slides in with zero resistance and her face barely changes. That deadpan Rei stare while getting railed is either a bug or the most accurate character portrayal ever. You decide. The sound effects are from a library that probably came free with Windows 95. That squelch sound. You know the one.

I don’t know what a flying tree frog has to do with Evangelion but it’s in the tags so I guess somewhere in the code there’s a frog. Never found it. Maybe it’s the dildo. The whole thing runs in browser so you don’t even need to hide it, just clear history and pretend you were looking at stock prices. For a game that’s deliberately rough around the edges, it delivers exactly what the thumbnail promises. Rei’s pussy,