Rei Ayanami, but her tits are bigger than her head. That's the whole pitch. The flying tree frog logo appears and suddenly the most emotionally repressed pilot in anime history is on her knees, looking up with those red eyes, chest heaving with breasts that would require their own entry plug. I've seen enough Evangelion doujins to know where this goes but something about the deliberately janky animation here, the way her swimsuit just sort of dissolves rather than being removed, it has a charm that polished games lack. Like finding a crumpled hentai sketch in a school desk.

The breast expansion happens immediately. No buildup, no plot justification. One frame she's normal Rei, next frame she's carrying what looks like two beach balls under a bikini top that's clearly given up on its job. The physics are wrong in the best way. They don't bounce so much as wobble with their own gravitational pull. There's a moment during the blowjob scene where her chest clips through her own chin and I laughed out loud, then kept watching anyway because the sounds she makes, these breathy little gasps that are completely out of character for Rei, somehow work. She's supposed to be emotionless. Here she's anything but.

The doggystyle position unlocks after you've cycled through the other scenes. Her swimsuit bottom pulled to the side, that impossibly thin waist arching. The anal scene uses the same animation loop but with a different entry point, and honestly the repetition should bother me more than it does. The cumshot lands with the kind of excessive volume that makes you wonder about the artist's understanding of human biology. There's a girl on top segment where Rei's expression flickers between her canonical blankness and something hungrier, and that contradiction, the shy girl who's suddenly insatiable, is what keeps me clicking through the same four positions. I wish the bikini stayed on longer. It doesn't. I wish there was more dialogue. There isn't. The whole thing loops and I'm still here, watching Rei Ayanami become the slut the description promised, wondering why this works despite everything telling me it shouldn't.