Become Alpha is a porn game with tons of memes, kickass branching storyline, quests, RPG-like experience system, and a possibility to have sex with many partners. It's also pretty damn funny. The story is about Harry Panuchkin who's a nerd and a wannabe gangster. He has a big dick, but never actually used it. It's your job to help him get the pussy and make him a proper alpha male, that he always wanted to be.

The gallery loads and the first thing I notice is how the artist draws teeth. Not in a sexy way. Just these slightly too long canines on the guy, like he forgot to file them down. The whole thing has this sketchy, unfinished look, lines overlapping where they shouldn't, colors bleeding outside the borders. It's not charming. It's like looking at evidence photos someone drew from memory after a long shift.

You're clicking through these CGs, right, and the story is this rapist got caught but wait, there's more. Torture. Weird shit. And then these creatures show up. The description says authorities are trying to find them but honestly the creatures look like someone's sleep paralysis demon got traced from a blurry photo. One has too many joints in its legs. Another is just... a mouth. Just a mouth with some flesh around it. The sex scenes are rough, obviously, given the premise. Lots of restraints, lots of bruising that's rendered with this purple-grey color that makes everything look infected. The oral sex sequences are particularly nasty, not because of the act itself but because the artist keeps drawing saliva in these thick, ropey strands that don't break properly. It hangs there. Physics don't apply.

I spent way too long on one image where the guy is using what I think is a speculum. The metal texture is just grey blobs. No reflection, no shine. It could be plastic. It could be bone. The woman's expression is supposed to be pained but her eyes are looking in slightly different directions, like a chameleon. There's a creature in the corner of that frame, watching. It has what might be a dick or might be a tail. The ambiguity is the most disturbing part. The hard sex tags are accurate, I guess, but everything feels clinical in a way that's probably not intentional. Like a medical textbook illustrated by someone who's only had procedures described to them over a bad phone connection. The toys are there, the penetration is there, but the whole thing has the energy of a police sketch artist who got told to draw what the victim described and just gave up halfway through.

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Packed with stunning anime-inspired artwork, prepare for graphic fellatio scenes, throbbing big dicks and juicy pussyplay, with striptease that’s dangerously addictive. Your naughty partner in this private space won’t hesitate to show off, challenging you with every move to keep up.

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The world map just appeared and the game basically tells you to go fuck yourself, which is fitting because that's exactly what the tentacles do. Tentacles Thrive. The name says it all really. I spent most of my time trying to figure out why Skitz and Red Lion wouldn't breed no matter what I did, until I actually read the diary. Bonding. Right. That thing buried in menus I clicked past because the encyclopedia had just been "reconstructed" and my brain was already full of resource nodes.

Speaking of which, the explore overhaul is actually kinda sick. You click around, find random shit, and sometimes your character just starts talking. In full voice. Short grunts and phrases, nothing fancy, but it caught me off guard the first time. There's this moment where you discover a fertile patch and she gasps and I won't lie, I replayed it. The nine mating scenes with voice sync are where the game stops pretending to be a strategy sim. Rough, wet, multiple limbs everywhere. Group scenes that feel genuinely chaotic. The audio desyncs on occasion though, and nothing kills the mood faster than a moan arriving two seconds late like a laggy Skype call from 2009.

The resource system spawns randomly per territory which means every run feels slightly different, but also means you can get screwed by RNG if you need something specific for breeding. And you will need things. So many things. The Humana race is apparently my responsibility now? I clicked through that dialogue thinking I was just here to collect tentacle species like Pokemon but with more bodily fluids. The real time battles exist, I guess. They're functional. I wish the Red Lion had voice work like the others because that scene feels incomplete now, just awkward silence while you're trying to... you know. Maybe they'll patch it. Probably not though. The intelligence toggle being always on now is a choice. It means the enemies actually try, which is great until you're just trying to farm resources and some tentacle beast decides today is the day it becomes Sun Tzu.

Spider-Man has snared Spider-Woman, and his mind is swirling with filthy thoughts he’s desperate to act on. You see Spider-Man’s hungry gaze tracing every curve of the busty heroine, his need growing with each passing moment. Make decisions that push Spider-Man deeper into his carnal obsession, unleashing the raw passion between these two superheroes. Press the button to ignite the action, watching as Spider-Man plunges into her tight, slick heat without mercy. She eagerly takes his shaft into her mouth, swirling her tongue while he pounds her relentlessly. His fingers dig into the softness of her huge breasts as he fucks her tight, round ass like a man possessed. The superhero façade drops away, revealing a savage hunger as Spider-Man dominates the stunning Spider-Woman. For fans of comics parodies dripping with explicit scenes of oral, rough fucking, and explosive cum, this game is a must-play. Enter a realm of twisted lust where Spider-Man’s cravings take center stage, dominating the beautiful Spider-Woman without restraint. Decide if you want to unleash the wildest, most explicit superhero encounter imaginable - play now and dive into the raw passion.

Perched atop an eerie castle, you’ve uncovered hidden corridors and shadowy dungeon cells. Within these cells reside alluring women eager for your attention, but pleasure comes at a price.

Your journey begins in a twisting labyrinth of clandestine tunnels, requiring sharp wits and cautious steps. Beware - some trapdoors lead to unexpected dangers rather than enticing beauties.

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I gotta say, Hot Wife Tara from Lesson of Passion is the kind of game that makes you feel like you're watching a car crash in slow motion, but the cars are full of lube. You know the setup. Married couple, sex life dead, they try that stupid strangers in a club roleplay thing. Tara's birthday, Harry's supposed to swoop in later. But then Lincoln shows up with his chiseled everything and Ruby's sitting there with her tits practically winking at the screen.

The CG art is that specific Lesson of Passion style, you know it or you don't. Faces sometimes go a bit wonky during the dirty bits but honestly who's looking at faces when Tara's finally getting her throat used. The blowjob scenes have this sloppy intensity that's weirdly hotter than more polished games. Something about the way the drool strings connect, I dunno. Maybe I'm just broken.

The choices in this thing drive me insane. You pick something thinking you're steering toward a sweet reunion bang and suddenly your wife is bent over a bathroom sink while this gym bro plows her and the text is describing how her wedding ring clinks against the porcelain. And you the player, you're Harry, you're just... watching? Or you're off fingerblasting Ruby in a booth while your plan crumbles. The cheating angle hits different because you literally set up the rules that broke everything. The game knows this. There's this one moment where you can choose to call Tara over or just let Lincoln keep going and the pause before the scene continues is brutal. Then later you're all fucking in the same room and nobody's talking about it and it's just... anal happens. Multiple orifices getting stuffed. Wife gets shared, husband gets his dick wet with the brunette, sometimes they swap, sometimes they don't. The orgy tag delivers but in that messy, emotionally confused way where you're hard but also kind of sad? No, forget sad. It's just porn.

The lesbian content between Tara and Ruby feels tacked on but Ruby's oral game is convincing enough. One scene just ends awkwardly mid grope and I still don't know if that was a bug or a statement. Whatever. The writing's blunt and unapologetic and sometimes switches between past and present tense in the same paragraph which makes my eye twitch but also feels like someone's horny brain vomiting fantasy. You don't play this for tight prose. You play it to watch a marriage implode into a puddle of shared fluids and questionable decisions. Lesson of Passion understood the assignment.

Caught in the act, this fierce spy won't give up her secrets easily. You start by playing with her tight, forbidden hole, pushing boundaries as she gasps. As she writhes beneath you, a collection of devices waits to be used, forcing her to surrender. You pull out an array of torture toys, pressing them against her skin and inside her, turning pain into power. She begs between gasps, unable to decide if it’s torture or ecstasy taking over her senses. You demand the names, the plans, the hidden truths buried under layers of resistance. Between harsh whispers and rough kisses, you remind her who holds control, mixing tenderness with cruelty. Every moment is charged with raw intensity, blending torture and desire until they become indistinguishable. Force her to submit, exploring every channel of her body, every spot that bends her will.

Miss Fortune has these ridiculous tits. Like, physics defying, probably a war crime in three kingdoms, absolutely glorious tits. And she's the first thing you see after dying. What a way to go, honestly. The whole setup is this weird fantasy purgatory where a goblin, yeah a green skinned little bastard, is apparently your ticket to... something? Sex adventures, the description says. And it delivers that with zero pretense.

The goblin thing threw me at first. Not my usual pick from the monster menu, you know? But the domination angle clicks fast. There's this one scene early on with titty fucking that's animated with this janky, almost hypnotic rhythm. It's not smooth. It's not polished. It looks like a Flash animation from a site that gave your computer seventeen viruses in 2006. And I mean that as the highest compliment. It has that specific, hand drawn hentai energy where the lines are a little too thick and the fluids are a little too... copious. The BDSM stuff is light, more about the power dynamic than any complex systems. You're dead, she's a cosmic entity with a chest that could suffocate a horse, and the goblin is just there, watching, participating. It's a parody of those grand fantasy isekai setups, stripped down to just the horny skeleton.

Sound design is basically nonexistent except for these wet, slapping noises that loop in a way that becomes almost meditative. Or maddening. Depends on your state of mind. I spent an unreasonable amount of time on a dialogue tree that just looped back to the same grope animation and I'm not even mad. The big boobs tag is an understatement. It's a central character. A plot device. A way of life. Don't go in expecting some deep RPG. It's a sequence of lewd scenes with a goblin and a goddess who's 90% chest. That's the game. That's the whole damn game. And sometimes, after a long day of my actual life, that's exactly the kind of stupid, horny nonsense I need. Just pure, unpolished, goblin mediated id.