So at the con last weekend someone shoved a laptop in my face with this MHA parody thing running, My Ero Story, and I gotta say the whole setup is jank in a way that loops back around to being perfect. The character sprites look like they were drawn by three different artists who never spoke to each other, Ochaco’s eyes are slightly too far apart in one scene and then perfectly fine in the next, and the background for the training ground is just a photo with a heavy filter slapped on. I live for that shit honestly.

The core loop is basically a corruption meter disguised as a leadership sim. You pick dialogue choices that push you toward inspiring these hero girls or straight up breaking them, and the game tracks it with this ugly little icon that shifts from a crown to a cracked skull. What got me was the uniform degradation system. Every time you lean into the tyrant path, the girls’ school outfits get progressively more disheveled, buttons popping, skirts riding up, and the text descriptions get real specific about the state of their tights. There’s a scene with Momo where she’s trying to give a class presentation while you’ve been messing with her head for three chapters, and the writing just lingers on how her blazer is hanging off one shoulder and she keeps tugging at her collar. No big animation, just this slow burn of fabric failing. The harem management screen is barebones but functional, basically a grid where you assign training tasks that double as fetish unlocks. I wish the game let you mix the leader and tyrant paths more fluidly instead of locking you into one track so early, but the modding scene is already doing unholy things with the character files. Someone on the discord ripped the sprite sheets and made a patch where the uniforms just fully give up during combat training, and honestly that should’ve been base game content.

The parody angle is thin but it works because the writing doesn’t pretend to be clever. Deku shows up once, gets shoved into a locker, and is never mentioned again. Perfect. No notes.

Cursed Hearts is this weird little sandbox thing where the art isn't trying to be polished. Like, the 3DCG models have that slightly stiff, plastic sheen, especially on the monster girls. The goblin's skin texture? Kinda looks like a scuffed phone case. But then they'll animate a footjob scene and the toes curl in a way that's honestly more expressive than half the dialogue in some RPG Maker games. Makes no sense. The whole thing feels like someone's messy passion project they worked on between shifts, not a sleek product.

The loop is simple. Walk around, find a cursed lady, play a minigame. The groping parts feel like a rhythm thing but the timing window is all over the place. I failed a handjob sequence three times because the visual cue, a little heart pulse, doesn't match the sound. Why is the sound cue for a Nekomata's purr on a two-second delay? It's such a small thing but it drove me nuts. The breeding and pregnancy mechanics are just a progress bar. You fill it, wait, and then there's a belly. No real consequence beyond unlocking the next scene. You get the creampie shot, the status screen updates, and you move on to the elf with the big ass. She's a milf, I think? The dialogue calls her an ancient spirit but she looks twenty five. Standard.

What sticks with me is the harem management, which is barely there. You just click through locations. But there's this one monster girl, a slime maybe, whose vaginal sex scene has this weirdly tender moment where the male protagonist just... stops thrusting. The animation loops, but the sound cuts out for a second. Feels like a bug, but it's the most human thing in the whole game. You're there for the big tits and oral sex, the classic fantasy dating sim checklist, and then a glitch gives you a genuine pause. Wish the actual writing had that intentionality. The "Cursed Hearts" plot is just a flimsy excuse to get to the impregnation, which, fair enough, but that one broken audio loop did more for the vibe than any of the actual story beats.

The whole vibe is like a summer storm that never breaks. You can feel the pressure building in Kaiser's house, this thick atmosphere where every hallway feels watched. All these women around him, curves and secrets spilling out of tight clothes, and he's just... stuck. Paralyzed by something nobody talks about. It's not a harem where you're collecting trophies. It's a harem where everyone's hiding something, including you.

The animation during those corruption moments hits different. Not just the ahegao faces, which are gloriously messy by the way, tongues out and eyes rolling back in that specific way that makes you pause and zoom in. But the way their expressions shift mid-scene. One of the MILF characters, can't remember her name but she's got this silver streak in her hair, there's a scene where she goes from maternal concern to something feral in like three frames. The tits in this game are honestly ridiculous. Physics that'd make a physicist cry. And I spent way too long just watching the subtle jiggle on a loop, which is probably what the devs intended.

The horror elements creep in sideways though. You're mid-seduction, right in the middle of unlocking some new scene, and suddenly there's this wrong detail in the background. A shadow that shouldn't move. A whisper that doesn't match the voice acting. The paranormal stuff isn't jumpscares, it's that slow dread when you realize the mystery isn't just about where dad went. It's about what Kaiser actually is. And that contradiction, wanting to see the next lewd scene but also dreading what you'll learn next, that's the real hook. The pacing's all over the place like a playlist with no shuffle logic. One minute it's lighthearted banter, next minute you're staring at a text box that just made your skin crawl. Somebody modded in additional outfits already, saw it on a forum, and naturally they're even more revealing. Community works fast when big tits are involved. The mystery though, I still don't fully get it after all this time. Maybe that's the point.

Sorcerer 2: The Sorcering is basically what happens when a horny DM gets too much power and zero adult supervision. You’re dropped back into this magic world as the same guy from the first game, stronger now, cockier (in every way), and the story treats consent like an actual topic instead of just a checkbox, which is wild for porn game standards. A lot of the girls are magically bound to you, and the game keeps poking that question: is a spell-made “yes” really a yes? Sometimes it feels super hot, like the monster girl begging for your cock because of a charm that you placed on her earlier, and sometimes it feels kind of fucked, like you just hard-patched her brain. The writing does not always seem to know which side it wants to be on, so one scene will talk about trust and choice, and then the next has a slave collar that makes a princess spread for you in public while the crowd just casually ignores the whole thing. I’m not judging for being dirty, it’s porn, but it creates this weird mood where you are trying to jerk off and your brain starts going “hmm actually this is a bit sketchy”. Still finished the scene, though. Twice.

The sex itself is really in-your-face. Full-on pussy, creampies that look heavy and sticky, cum leaking out while the camera holds just a bit too long, like the game is proud of its mess. There are long blowjob chains where the girl works her tongue along the shaft, looks up at you, and then the game interrupts the mood with a choice like “cum in mouth / cum on face / hold back” right when you are getting into the rhythm. I kind of hate that and love it at same time, because it kills the flow but also lets you turn her into a walking cum dump in exactly the way you prefer. Pregnancy is not just a tag here; the story keeps reminding you who you filled up. You get a scene where two of your knocked-up girls compare bellies and tease you about who you’ll breed next, and then ten minutes later one of them is dragged into a ritual circle with blood everywhere and suddenly the tone is like dark fantasy horror. That jump is rough. The graphic violence spikes hard sometimes, like a monster getting torn apart while you’re still half hard from the last blowjob. It’s not subtle. You see intestines, then a minute later you’re fucking a demon girl in front of the corpse like that’s just foreplay now. I like dark stuff, but even I was like “ok, take a breath maybe?”

The monster girls are the highlight and also the biggest moral headache. You have this spider chick who clearly worships you like a god and wants “baby after baby inside my web”, and the game gives her enough personality that it feels like she’s into it, then reminds you that her devotion comes from a binding spell cast earlier in the plot. So, yeah, hot, but also mind control. There is a scene on a balcony where three of your harem stand there basically naked, wearing only jewelry, while peasants walk in the street below. You’re encouraged to use magic to freeze the world so nobody actually “sees” them, which is clever from an ethics angle and also completely cheating, because the whole thrill is that they might be watched. I liked the voice lines in that scene though; one girl whispers that she’s scared, another whispers she’s wet, and the third just tells you to put it in already. The audio in general is uneven: some moans sound like they were recorded in a closet on a phone, others are insanely erotic and raw. At one point the sound bugged, and I had a loud, looped gasp stuck over a quiet story bit about magical law and consent contracts, and I was just sitting there on Chrome pretending I was on Reddit while my tab was basically sex ASMR. Anyway, if you want clean morality, this isn’t it. If you want a messy sorcery porn soup where creampies, brain-bending spells, exhibitionism in the town square, and half-ethical harems keep tripping over each other, this game is kind of that chaotic friend who is fun to hang with and also probably a red flag.

Dead, then a goddess with a weird name asks if I want a harem. Fine, sure. Then she hands me a power that only changes tit size. Not strength, not mind control, just boob sliders. And I'm supposed to build some fantasy kingdom full of girls with this? Okay, I'm listening.

The loop is familiar if you've played Renryuu or something from the Honey Select 2 engine. Sandbox stuff, click around, talk to girls, build affection. But the size control mechanic makes it feel like a weird cheat code you carry in your pocket. First time I used it on the elf girl, her tits ballooned mid-handjob and I couldn't stop laughing. The physics engine had a meltdown. Then she just kept going like nothing happened. Honestly, the jank is part of the charm. The 3DCG models have that plastic sheen, and the animations loop like an old gif, but the lewd scenes hit if you're not picky.

There's spanking, oral, creampies, the usual harem checklist. Most girls are virgins until you get to them, which is a trope I'm tired of but whatever, it's an isekai power fantasy. The expansion stuff gets absurd fast. Like, gravity doesn't exist anymore. I wish there was more variety in how the girls react to their new sizes. After the third girl just gasps and blushes, I started skipping dialogue. But then the goddess shows up again with some stupid challenge and I'm back in.

Oh right, forget the romance tag. It's less romance, more "you arrived, now everyone wants your cock." Which, fine, that's the genre. Male protagonist is a blank slate, no name, no face, just a walking erection with a breast-size dial. Still, I clicked through most of the sandbox events. Not proud. But the handjob scene with the catgirl? That one stuck with me. She looked at the camera like she knew what I was doing. Kinda hot. Kinda creepy.

You know what's weird about these harem games. They always start with some property inheritance bullshit like we all have dead rich uncles. This one though, I actually stopped clicking through the text. Something about the way the first tenant looks at you. Like she knows your browser history.

The setup is you got this house full of women, standard stuff, but there's this whole other layer with invisible monster girls only you can see. And listen, the voyeurism mechanic is awkward as hell at first. You're literally just clicking on windows and corners waiting for the UI to highlight. But then I caught the milf character in the shower and she made direct eye contact. Not with my character. With me. The fourth wall thing doesn't always work but when it does. Yeah.

The groping system is way too forgiving honestly. You can basically mash through it and the animations still play out. The footjob scenes though. Whoever animated those has a specific thing and they committed to it. I respect that even if the physics sometimes make the toes clip through the. Whatever.

I spent way too long in the sandbox mode just triggering the same monster girl masturbation loop because the sound design on that particular character is. Something else. The 3d models are inconsistent, some look like they were ported from a completely different game, but the big tits on the landlady character. Look I'm not proud of what I'm about to say but I screenshotted her sleeping animation. The breathing mechanic where the chest rises and falls. That's not real gameplay that's just someone on the dev team who understands priorities.

The parody elements make zero sense unless you know some specific anime from like 2007. I didn't. Still watched every harem route unlock cutscene.

ok so this game is basically what happens when honey select gets possessed by a horny creepypasta and i mean that as a compliment. you're this virgin dude who gets a letter from his deadbeat dad, right? shows up to some town called Dumbarton which already sounds like a place where the local diner serves human meat. the house is suspiciously clean. tuition's paid. classic setup for "your soul is now collateral."

the pov voyeur stuff hits different when you realize half the girls might actually murder you. there's this one chick who thinks she's a pirate. not like cosplay pirate, like genuinely will stab you in your sleep pirate. and she's got massive fucking tits because of course she does, this is a honey select joint. the blackmail scenes are where it gets properly unhinged. you can tease the monster girls or get teased, sometimes both at once, the harem route is basically collecting walking red flags with anime hair. my therapist would have a field day with why i kept choosing the obviously cursed dialogue options.

the 3dcg is that specific brand of jank where the boobs have their own gravitational field but the horror bits actually land. there's this one scene in the school at night where the lighting goes all wrong and something's breathing just off camera. genuinely creepy. then two minutes later you're getting a tittyfuck from a girl who might be a witch. the tonal whiplash should be illegal. the comedy is that absurdist "none of this makes sense but we're committed" energy, like the devs were on a sugar high and watched too much elfen lied.

wish the virgin protagonist would stop narrating every boner like it's a medical emergency. we get it dude, you've never seen cleavage before. the adventure parts drag when you're just clicking through empty rooms but then a girl in a cosplay outfit that defies physics shows up and threatens to eat your soul so whatever. the two routes thing is cool i guess, different flavors of "you're gonna die but at least you'll nut first." the fever dream sequences made me question if i'd accidentally opened a different game. not complaining.