Gina's got this look, right? Like she's not totally sure why she's there but she's gonna commit anyway. The whole thing runs on rock paper scissors which is already kind of absurd for a porn game but whatever, I've played weirder stuff on Nutaku that had like seventeen different currencies. This is just... pick a hand and hope her top comes off.

The first few rounds I'm actually losing. Not on purpose. She keeps throwing scissors when I throw paper and I'm sitting there genuinely annoyed at a browser game. Then I win one and her shirt disappears and suddenly I'm locked in. Her tits are small, like the description says, but the way she moves. There's this hesitation in her shoulders when she reaches back to unhook her bra. Like she's actually shy about it. I don't know if that's good acting or just the model being awkward but it works. It really works.

The masturbation video at the end. Look. It's grainy and the sound is whatever and she clearly doesn't have a tripod. But she's into it. Or faking being into it well enough that my stoned ass doesn't care about the difference. There's this moment where she looks directly at the camera and bites her lip and I forgot I was supposed to be reviewing this. The game part is basically nothing. You could probably find the video somewhere else without playing shifumi fifteen times. But there's something about earning it. Even if earning it means clicking a rock icon and hoping the RNG gods favor you. Gina's face carries the whole thing. Those eyes. I lost three rounds in a row just staring at her expression when she wins. She gets this tiny smirk. Bratty. I wanted to beat her after that. Not at the game.

Oh my god they actually went there. Totally Spies but make it a corruption fetish pipeline where Sam, Clover, and Alex get absolutely railed six ways from Sunday. I'm not even mad, I'm impressed someone had the balls to make this a full kinetic novel instead of just a five page doujin on some forgotten imageboard.

The setup is peak parody logic. The girls need to infiltrate some shady org pushing a mystery drug, but the "infiltration" strategy is basically just getting progressively more naked and letting every dude with a pulse have a turn. Clover's first undercover gig at a club ends with her on her knees in a bathroom stall while some random goon facefucks her, and the game treats this like a valid espionage tactic. I can't. The logic is so broken it circles back to art. There's this one scene where Sam is supposed to be gathering intel but she's getting groped from behind by two guys and the narration is like "she had to maintain her cover" while she's literally moaning. Girl what cover. You're bent over a table.

The 3DCG is janky in that specific way where the models look like they escaped from a 2006 machinima project but somehow the anatomy during the sex scenes is weirdly detailed. Like the faces are plastic dolls but the creampie physics got a whole R&D budget. Priorities I guess. The sleep sex scene with Beth caught me off guard, not gonna lie, and the interracial gangbang sequence goes so hard it almost justifies the forty minutes of clicking through dialogue about drug cartels. Almost. The lesbian teasing between Fran and Alex is actually hot though, there's this moment where they're "practicing" for a mission and it's just straight up porn with spy jargon sprinkled on top like seasoning. The exhibitionism stuff gets ridiculous too, Clover masturbating in a semi public park while on "surveillance" had me wheezing. This game knows exactly what it is and refuses to apologize. The corruption arc hits different when the characters are literally from a children's cartoon. I need a shower but also I finished it in one sitting so what does that say about me.