Oh my god they actually went there. Totally Spies but make it a corruption fetish pipeline where Sam, Clover, and Alex get absolutely railed six ways from Sunday. I'm not even mad, I'm impressed someone had the balls to make this a full kinetic novel instead of just a five page doujin on some forgotten imageboard.

The setup is peak parody logic. The girls need to infiltrate some shady org pushing a mystery drug, but the "infiltration" strategy is basically just getting progressively more naked and letting every dude with a pulse have a turn. Clover's first undercover gig at a club ends with her on her knees in a bathroom stall while some random goon facefucks her, and the game treats this like a valid espionage tactic. I can't. The logic is so broken it circles back to art. There's this one scene where Sam is supposed to be gathering intel but she's getting groped from behind by two guys and the narration is like "she had to maintain her cover" while she's literally moaning. Girl what cover. You're bent over a table.

The 3DCG is janky in that specific way where the models look like they escaped from a 2006 machinima project but somehow the anatomy during the sex scenes is weirdly detailed. Like the faces are plastic dolls but the creampie physics got a whole R&D budget. Priorities I guess. The sleep sex scene with Beth caught me off guard, not gonna lie, and the interracial gangbang sequence goes so hard it almost justifies the forty minutes of clicking through dialogue about drug cartels. Almost. The lesbian teasing between Fran and Alex is actually hot though, there's this moment where they're "practicing" for a mission and it's just straight up porn with spy jargon sprinkled on top like seasoning. The exhibitionism stuff gets ridiculous too, Clover masturbating in a semi public park while on "surveillance" had me wheezing. This game knows exactly what it is and refuses to apologize. The corruption arc hits different when the characters are literally from a children's cartoon. I need a shower but also I finished it in one sitting so what does that say about me.