If when playing 'BlazBlue' videogame you pick Taokaka regularly than the various other fighters after that you are mosting likely to appreciate this apology minigame without a doubt. Why? Because here you can finally fuck this mysterious yet quite busty neko slut in several various ways! Make her boobs to jump, orgasm all over her, tidy her up and go with another round... or do not tidy her up if you favor sexy points also to be messy!

Chun-Li’s thighs could crack a skull, but in this thing she just wraps them around your waist while her eyes roll back, tongue lolling out like a broken Pez dispenser. That’s the whole vibe, really. A Street Fighter parody where every iconic fighter, from Cammy to Juri to that new creepy A.K.I. chick, is just waiting to get absolutely railed by some generic dude with a jawline. The animation is 3DCG, the kind that looks like someone discovered Blender’s jiggle physics and never looked back. Mai Shiranui’s ass has its own gravitational field. I spent an embarrassing amount of time just rotating the camera during a scene with Manon, her leotard stretched to a molecular level, before the actual vaginal sex even started. The ahegao faces are so exaggerated they loop back around from hot to hilarious, like a Muppet having a stroke.

The fighting game part is there, I guess. You punch, you get a footjob from Juri Han as a reward, you move on. It’s a male protagonist power fantasy where your charisma stat is apparently just having a dick. The “romance” tag is doing some heavy lifting. Lucia Morgan will be mid-combo and then suddenly she’s bent over a barrel, begging for a creampie. There’s a pregnancy system that I triggered by accident with Lily Hawk and I still don’t know what the actual gameplay consequence is. Do you get a little baby fighter? Does it affect her hitbox? The game never explains. It just leaves you with a pregnant Cammy White still doing her spiral arrow, which is a mental image I can’t scrub out.

The sound design is a crime scene. Wet slaps and moans that clip so hard they sound like a dial-up modem. But then there’s this one scene with Emma Frost, who isn’t even a Street Fighter character, just... there, in a hot tub, and the lighting on her big ass is genuinely impressive. The whole thing is a broken, horny mess that feels like it was coded in a fugue state. I alt-tabbed to check a Discord ping and when I came back, Chun-Li was doing a footjob I didn’t ask for. The game just decided. And honestly? That’s the most dominant thing in this whole female domination simulator. It doesn’t care what you want. It just keeps going.