God, the sound in this one. There's this one wet squelch loop that sounds exactly like someone stepping in mud with new boots, and it just plays on repeat no matter what you're clicking. It's almost impressive how it doesn't match anything happening on screen. Rei's voice clips are the same three breathy gasps recycled from what I'm pretty sure is a ten year old sound pack, the one every Flash game used. You know the one. It's so bad it circles back to being kind of essential, like the audio equivalent of a jpg artifact.

The whole thing is built around Rei Tachibana from Pani Poni Dash, which is a deep cut, and they've got her in the classic nerdy glasses and uniform, then immediately you're swapping her into a bikini that barely contains the situation. The breast expansion slider is unhinged. You drag it and she just inflates like a balloon animal, physics completely giving up, and her expression never changes from this blank, slightly confused stare. It's like that one weird mod you install for a Bethesda game at 2 AM and then forget about until all the NPCs are walking around deformed. There's a school setting, a swimsuit option, the whole "fucktoy" tag is... well, it's exactly what you think, with a dildo and a disembodied cock you just kind of position.

Wish they'd done something with the outfit change mechanic instead of just having the clothes pop on and off with no animation. A little tear, a little struggle. But that's asking for a miracle from a Flying Tree Frog joint, they're not exactly known for polish.

The "sbs" tag is there, which for the uninitiated is a whole thing, and it's handled with all the grace of a brick through a window. One minute she's her normal flat chested self, next she's smuggling watermelons. It's jarring and stupid and I kept messing with it for way too long. Forgot what I was even doing. The dildo option is somehow more satisfying than the virtual cock, which just sort of clips through her stomach if you're not careful. If you're gonna play this, just crank the expansion slider to max right away and don't overthink it. The absurdity is the only real spice here.

You ever play a game where the whole plot kicks off because someone can't follow basic lab safety? I'm not even mad. I'm impressed. Having a HARD Time starts with you, a chemistry student, and your best friend, who apparently treats a fume hood like a suggestion box. Something goes wrong. Very wrong. And suddenly your body is doing things that would make a bioethics committee spontaneously combust.

The CG hentai scenes are where this gets properly unhinged. There's this one moment early on, right after the accident, where you're just trying to have a normal conversation and the protagonist's new... situation... makes itself known. The artist really understood the assignment. The way the clothes strain. The expressions. It's not just anatomy practice, it's chaos theory applied to a college dorm. I spent way too long on that one shot of the lab coat. Don't ask why.

The visual novel part is weirdly chill in between the madness. You walk around campus, you talk to people. The writing has this deadpan delivery that makes the absurdity hit harder. I wish there was a bit more to do in the lab itself though. You get this whole setup about experiments and then it's mostly a backdrop for the transformation. A missed opportunity for some truly cursed crafting mechanics. But whatever.

Then there's a scene with a beaker that I'm not going to describe but I haven't looked at my own kitchen glasses the same way since. The game knows exactly what it is. A silly, spicy ride that doesn't pretend to be deep. The student life setting just makes everything feel more ridiculous. Like, you still have exams. While dealing with this. Priorities.