This one is a weird little brain rot simulator and I mean that as a compliment. You got this chick who thinks god is talking to her but it's actually her friends messing with her head through some meditation app. The whole setup is so scummy it loops back around to being funny. You basically play as the voice in her head, picking what she does next. If you pick right, you unlock the good stuff, different positions, dress up options, the whole degenerate checklist.

The training angle is where it gets properly unhinged. You're not just clicking through scenes, you're conditioning her. Boxing mini game shows up at some point? No idea why but it's there. The black cock tag is front and center so if that's your thing, it delivers without pretending to be classy. The hentai art style is rough around the edges, like someone drew it with their left hand while jerking off with their right, but honestly that adds to the sleazy charm. The sex tape mechanic is basically the reward loop, you collect scenes like pokemon cards.

The dress up stuff is barebones but functional. Change her outfit, make her look like a nun or a slut, whatever gets you going. The choices matter more than you'd expect for a game this cheap looking. Pick wrong and she snaps out of it, pick right and she's on her knees calling you god. The writing is dumb as hell but in a way that made me laugh out loud twice. Not gonna pretend this is some masterpiece of erotic storytelling. It's a quick fap game with a premise so stupid it becomes memorable. If you got 20 minutes and zero shame, this'll do the job.

I don't know what I expected from something called Porn Bastards but here we are. The whole setup is you trick Tracer into thinking you can fix her chronal accelerator thing with sex. Like, actual medical treatment. And she just... goes with it? The writing is so dumb it circles back to being funny, like those old flash games where the dialogue was clearly run through Google Translate twice. She says something about her "fresh body" and I lost it.

The outfit change button is right there, which is nice I guess. You can swap between her default look and nothing at all. The condom toggle is a weird inclusion. Why would I want that? The whole point is the creampie finish, watching the animation loop while she makes that stupid surprised face. The black cock option changes things up visually but the animations stay exactly the same, just a different color slapped on. Lazy but effective.

The camera mechanic is supposed to be this big thing, like you're recording the whole encounter for later. But it doesn't actually do anything. No gallery unlocks, no replay feature. Just a camera icon sitting there mocking you. I kept clicking it thinking something would happen. Nothing ever did. The cumshot at the end is satisfying enough though, the way it lands and just stays there while she blinks at you with those big hentai eyes. For a browser game that loads in five seconds, you could do worse. The tracer tag is doing all the heavy lifting here. Without the Overwatch skin this would be completely forgettable. Actually it still is, but in a way that works when you're bored and don't want to think about plot or gameplay or anything really. Just click until the thing happens.

Was scrolling through my phone last night, some app I forgot I downloaded, and this thing pops up. Lisa. Just a girl with absolutely massive tits deciding today is gym day. Already I'm laughing because who does that. The art style is that classic old flash game look, deliberately rough around the edges, like someone drew it with a mouse while half distracted. Lisa's proportions are ridiculous in that specific way that makes you tilt your head. Her chest enters the room before she does.

Mr. Shoehorn. That's the trainer. Angry dude with a name that sounds like a furniture malfunction. He's going to give her a fit test, and you just click to move through. That's it. No complicated mechanics, no skill trees, just clicking and watching this bizarre scenario unfold. The whole thing feels like a fever dream I had after eating too much cheese. There's something about his expression, this permanent scowl, while Lisa just stands there with her impossible body, completely unbothered. I started imagining drawing them in different styles, like what if someone gave this the full anime treatment with dramatic sweat drops and speed lines during the workout scenes. The black cock tag appears eventually and honestly I forgot it was listed until it showed up. Surprise.

My wifi cut out twice during, which felt appropriate somehow. Like even the internet was judging me. The game doesn't apologize for what it is. The trainer's dialogue is blunt and weirdly formal in places, then crude out of nowhere. Reminds me of those old Newgrounds days before everything got polished and sanitized. Wish the clicking was faster though, or there was an auto mode. My thumb got tired. Not what you want to explain to anyone. The sound design is nonexistent, just silence and your own breathing, which makes the whole thing more surreal. Reminds me of that time I tried to fix my own sink and just made it worse. No connection there, ignore that. Anyway the game ends and you're just sitting there wondering what part of your algorithm led to this moment.