Was scrolling through my phone last night, some app I forgot I downloaded, and this thing pops up. Lisa. Just a girl with absolutely massive tits deciding today is gym day. Already I'm laughing because who does that. The art style is that classic old flash game look, deliberately rough around the edges, like someone drew it with a mouse while half distracted. Lisa's proportions are ridiculous in that specific way that makes you tilt your head. Her chest enters the room before she does.

Mr. Shoehorn. That's the trainer. Angry dude with a name that sounds like a furniture malfunction. He's going to give her a fit test, and you just click to move through. That's it. No complicated mechanics, no skill trees, just clicking and watching this bizarre scenario unfold. The whole thing feels like a fever dream I had after eating too much cheese. There's something about his expression, this permanent scowl, while Lisa just stands there with her impossible body, completely unbothered. I started imagining drawing them in different styles, like what if someone gave this the full anime treatment with dramatic sweat drops and speed lines during the workout scenes. The black cock tag appears eventually and honestly I forgot it was listed until it showed up. Surprise.

My wifi cut out twice during, which felt appropriate somehow. Like even the internet was judging me. The game doesn't apologize for what it is. The trainer's dialogue is blunt and weirdly formal in places, then crude out of nowhere. Reminds me of those old Newgrounds days before everything got polished and sanitized. Wish the clicking was faster though, or there was an auto mode. My thumb got tired. Not what you want to explain to anyone. The sound design is nonexistent, just silence and your own breathing, which makes the whole thing more surreal. Reminds me of that time I tried to fix my own sink and just made it worse. No connection there, ignore that. Anyway the game ends and you're just sitting there wondering what part of your algorithm led to this moment.