Fuck me, the first thing that hits you is the music. Or what passes for it. Some royalty free loop that sounds like a MIDI file having a seizure, and you can't even turn it off properly. The volume slider is a suggestion, not a command. I spent five minutes just clicking around the main menu which is just a static image of Azuka with her tits practically falling out of her duel academy uniform, and I'm already annoyed. Then the game actually starts and it's this weird quest thing, you click on locations, a text box tells you you're at the card shop or whatever, and you wait for a girl to show up. The whole thing feels like a half finished RPG Maker project someone abandoned in 2006.

The dialogue though. Jesus. It's like someone ran a Yu-Gi-Oh fanfic through three different translation programs and then just hit publish. Azuka, or Emma, whatever her name is in this, she'll be talking about her feelings one second and then literally the next line is "put your cock inside my pussy." No buildup, no real dating sim progression. You pick the obvious "nice guy" option and suddenly you're in a doggystyle scene. The art for that scene, I gotta say, the way her back arches is actually pretty hot, the creampie finish is detailed, and the big boobs physics are... present. Very present. But then it cuts back to the overworld and it's just this jpeg of a town that looks nothing like anything from the anime. It's jarring. The visual novel parts are just walls of text with no choices sometimes, and then other times you get a dialogue tree that seems to matter but doesn't.

There's this one moment where you're supposed to be on a date with Alexis Rhodes, and the background is just a blurry photo of a real park. Not even a good one. You can see a trash can. And she's talking about her deck strategy while you're clicking through her sex scene, girl on top, and the whole thing is so disconnected it loops back around to being kind of amazing. The dragon quest style menu pops up during the sex scenes, like you're gonna check your inventory mid thrust. You don't, but the option is there. The cumshot animations are basically the same for every girl, just recolored. I don't know what I expected from a hentai game with a title that's just a string of keywords, but the sheer laziness of the sound effects, just the same wet slap on a loop, it gets in your head. I found myself mimicking it later. That's not a compliment.