ok so this is one of those star wars parody things right. ahsoka tano trainer sim. the whole setup is you did some sith ritual and now she's your slave but her will is too strong so you can't fully control her yet. the game is this weird day cycle thing, morning and night. morning you send her out to earn credits. yeah. you know what that means. she comes back with credits and you use them to buy items to corrupt her more. it's like a fucked up tamagotchi.

the 3dcg is deliberately unpolished, like someone learned blender last month but honestly that almost makes the whole thing funnier. her proportions are ridiculous, massive tits and ass that clip through the environment sometimes. there's this one animation where she's giving a handjob and her wrist bends in a way that would require at least three extra joints. the internal view during vaginal sex is just... a pink tunnel. i don't know what i expected. the bukkake scenes look like someone spilled yogurt on the screen. but i kept clicking. the corruption mechanics are basic, buy a sex toy, use it on her, her resistance drops a bit, repeat. there's group sex scenes and interracial and anal and all the tags you'd expect. the male domination angle is heavy, she calls you master with dead eyes. the prostitution loop is where you send her out and she comes back with credits and sometimes a creampie. you can almost feel the spreadsheet behind it all.

what bothers me is the missed potential. like imagine if her resistance actually mattered, if she fought back or tricked you or something. instead it's just a number going down. there's this one moment where you buy a new outfit and she says something sarcastic and for a second i thought oh shit here we go but no, back to the grind. the multiple penetration scenes are technically impressive in a trainwreck way, bodies clipping into each other, the sound effects are just wet slapping noises on loop. i wish the game remembered what you did last cycle, sometimes she acts surprised by things you've done ten times already. the star wars setting is barely there, just some lightsabers in the background and a vague sith aesthetic. could've been set in a dentist's office for all it matters. anyway the corruption trainer genre is what it is and this one delivers exactly that, no more no less. the slave dynamic is uncomfortable in a way that's probably intentional but also just lazy. i don't know. i finished it though. twice. the credits kept piling up and i wanted to see if the final corruption scene was worth it. it wasn't. but the journey was something. the masturbation animations are actually decent, there's this one where she uses a toy and her face almost looks like ahsoka for a second. almost.

The car crash bit is whatever. Standard setup. But then Hypno just fucks off into the woods and suddenly the whole town is a "human-pokemon free relationship zone" and honestly that's the kind of worldbuilding that makes me sit up straight. Nuvema Town got weird. Prof. Juniper is there in her lab coat but the lab coat doesn't stay on long, and Delia Ketchum is... around. Being helpful. In ways Ash would probably not want to know about.

The Hypno mechanic is the whole game though. You don't control Hilbert directly, you're basically steering this rogue Hypno around town, and his whole deal is hypnotizing women and pokemon alike. Gardevoir, Tsareena, Blaziken. The 3DCG models are a bit stiff, the animations loop in that way where you can see the exact frame they reset. But the sheer variety of who you can mind-control is doing a lot of heavy lifting. There's a scene with Officer Jenny and Nurse Joy at the same time that I kept coming back to, not because it was polished but because the expressions on their faces are just blank enough to be creepy in the right way. The gay tag is there too, some scenes with male trainers like Cheren and Tupp, though the game clearly has favorites and Gloria and Mallow get way more attention.

The dating sim tag is a lie by the way. There's no dating. There's just Hypno doing his thing and people standing around waiting for it. I spent twenty minutes trying to figure out if there was an affection system before realizing no, it's just scene after scene. The mobile game tag makes sense, this feels like something you'd play on a phone in bed, one hand free. The Hermione character shows up which is a weird pull, like the dev just imported whatever model they had lying around. Not complaining exactly. Just confused. The free relationship zone concept could've been explored more but instead it's mostly just an excuse for everyone to be available. Which, fair. That's what I was there for.

So the holiday theme this time is, I don't know, the Feast of Maximum Occupancy or something. And this game, it's like someone threw a bunch of action figures into a blender and hit puree. You got your Dragon Ball Z types, Kale and Caulifla, looking like they could bench press a planet but also they're suddenly very interested in your protagonist's, uh, ki signature. Then there's the Fate crew, Saber, who is Artoria Pendragon if you want to be formal, acting all regal until she's not. The whole thing is a weird multiverse travelogue where the romance is less about talking and more about immediate, graphic negotiation.

The 3DCG is deliberately unpolished, like a holiday decoration that's been in the attic too long. Android 21 from DBZ, she's there, and her whole deal gets weirdly philosophical while you're trying to angle the POV just right. The game forgets it has an adventure tag for long stretches. You just click, and then a character like Nemuri Kayama, Midnight from My Hero, is dominating the scene, and the impregnation risk is just a given, a background fact like the weather. The big tits are, well, they're present and accounted for, on everyone from Lusamine to Chun Li, who shows up for a round of street fighting that ends very differently than the Capcom cup.

There's this one moment with Himiko Toga that's genuinely unsettling, her whole blood obsession thing, and then two clicks later you're in a completely vanilla creampie scene with Tsuyu Asui and it's like the game got amnesia. The loli tag applies to a few characters like Lillie from Pokemon, and it's handled with all the grace of a brick through a window, which I guess is the point. The female domination stuff is strong with Vados and Heles, they just sort of take over the narrative for a bit. I completely forgot about the Castlevania characters, Felicia from Darkstalkers is there being a cat, and the whole thing is a mess. A sticky, holiday themed mess where Wu Zetian from some phone game I don't know is suddenly the most interesting person in the room for five minutes. The male protagonist is a void, a nothing, just a viewpoint for all these creampies and oral fixations. It's a feast, alright.

Execute a relaxing escape to village of Argleton - the place that appears to be a little bit off the moment that the remainder of the globe obeys. Though it does not suggest you wont find what to do here - from exploring old tales and addressing mysteries up to attracting the local hotties that end up being way too much from what you have actually constantly considered the girls living in such rural communities. yet for the better or for the even worse depends on you!

The camera just sits there sometimes, watching a door. Nobody comes through it for like ten seconds. I tabbed out to check Discord, came back, still just a door. Then the mom character walks past in the background, her ass moving in a way that 3dcg shouldn't be able to capture, and suddenly I'm locked in again. This game is called something about seduction, a prequel to Lawyer by trade apparently, though I never played that one. You wake up with no memory, which is the laziest setup ever, but the women around you have these massive tits and the game knows exactly why you're here.

The voyeur stuff hits different when the protagonist is just as confused as you are. There's this scene where you watch the milf character through a crack in the door while she's changing, and the animation is stiff as hell, her hand clipping through her bra strap, but the sound design. Just these wet little noises and her breathing. I don't know why that got me. The groping mechanics are basically just clicking on body parts until a meter fills up, and half the time the hitboxes feel off, like you're grabbing her shoulder but the game thinks you're going for the tit. Which, I mean, you were eventually.

The incest stuff is there from the jump, no slow burn, just straight into it. Handjob scene in the kitchen caught me off guard because I was still trying to figure out the dialogue system, which is just picking between two options that both lead to the same place. The creampie animations are weirdly detailed compared to everything else, like the dev spent three weeks on that and forgot to make the faces not look like mannequins during conversation. Mobile version runs okay on my phone but the touch controls for the teasing segments are a nightmare, kept accidentally backing out to the menu when I was trying to. The anal scene unlocks way too late considering how little game there actually is, and by then I'd already seen everything twice. Still booted it up again though. Something about the way the big ass jiggles when you.

So the soundtrack is basically what you'd expect from a Konosuba parody, right? That bouncy, almost mocking fantasy jingle that plays while you're clicking through text. It's fine. But the voice acting, or the lack of it I guess, that's the real killer. There's this one scene, early on, where the wife, Sara, is just... talking. And the silence is so loud it makes the whole "hidden sex" tag feel less like a tease and more like a broken promise. You get these little animated hentai CGs, which are honestly pretty good for what looks like a rushed mobile game, but without any wet sounds or moans it's like watching a gif with the volume off. A very specific gif of a ninja getting a titfuck, which I'm still not sure how that fits the NTR plot but whatever, it's Aqua.

The whole thing is a mess of paranoia. You're this husband, a real pathetic specimen, and you meet Oscar. Oscar is just... a walking big cock with a smirk. And the game's advice on avoiding NTR is basically "don't be a cuck, idiot," but then every choice you make leads to your wife getting railed in a hot spring. I clicked a dialogue option about trusting her and suddenly there's a CG of Darkness getting groped by tentacles? The corruption mechanic isn't a slow burn, it's a light switch. One minute you're having a vacation, the next your stepmom is a police officer? Wait, no, that's Luna. The character roster is just thrown in a blender. Megumin is there, being a student I think, and Wiz runs a shop but also does... something with handjobs? The humor lands maybe twice, buried under all the jank.

Clicking through, you just want to see how deep the rabbit hole of cheating goes. The husband's desperation is the real comedy. There's a peeking scene through a door crack that's so badly framed you only see a sliver of big ass, and the game calls it a "reveal." And it is, in a way. A reveal of how little the multiple protagonist tag matters when the camera just stays on this one sad guy crying while his wife's vaginal sex

Pandora's Box 2, right. I went in blind, didn't even finish the first one properly, just let it pick some default choices. Nineteen years later, same world, but now there's this new girl. The 3DCG is... look, it's not winning awards. The animations are stiff in that specific Ren'py way where a handjob looks like someone's trying to start a lawnmower with a dislocated wrist. But somehow, that jank adds to the whole grimy vibe. It feels like finding a weird, unlabeled VHS tape.

The corruption angle hits different with the female protagonist. There's this one scene early on, a voyeur moment through a keyhole, where she catches someone and instead of the usual blushing virgin act, the power shifts. She just... watches back. Then the game remembers the male protag exists and you're back to a pretty standard NTR setup, your choices from years ago supposedly mattering but mostly just changing a line of dialogue before the same blowjob animation plays. The footjob tag isn't lying, it's there, weirdly detailed compared to the cunnilingus which looks like a medical diagram. Priorities, I guess.

The writing has this bluntness I appreciate. A female domination scene starts with dialogue so direct it made me laugh, then the animated rimjob begins and the low-poly models clip through each other. It's hot in a "this is definitely not how bodies work" way. The exhibitionism bits are the best part, that creeping sense of being watched that ties back to the voyeurism. Wish the lesbian content wasn't so clearly aimed at the male gaze, but complaining about that in a game tagged "big ass" feels like ordering a salad at a steakhouse. The corruption path for the new lead is the real story here, watching her go from point A to point Z with only a few stops in between. The male protag's stuff is just... there. Filler.

The first time Tali got railed by a thresher maw I actually choked on my drink. Not even joking. You think you know what you're getting with a Mass Effect parody, some cheeky nudity and maybe a few awkward sex scenes, but then the game throws a full on monster cock at you and suddenly you're questioning your life choices in the best way possible.

This is the next chapter apparently, Tali floating around space with some new crew after that abandoned ship business. I never played the first part but it doesn't matter. You got your sandbox setup, fly around, talk to people, and then things get messy. The 3DCG is deliberately janky in places, like someone was learning Blender while horny, but somehow that makes it hotter. Miranda's ass is absolutely ridiculous, like physically impossible proportions, and the game knows it. There's this one scene where Shepard just watches her bend over a console for like two minutes straight. No dialogue. Just... staring. And honestly? Same.

The corruption stuff sneaks up on you. One minute you're having normal conversations with Ashley about ship protocols, next thing you know she's touching herself in the cargo bay while calling you commander in that breathy voice. Samara shows up too, which was unexpected, and her scenes go places I genuinely wasn't prepared for. Let's just say the Justicar code doesn't cover what happens in the observation lounge.

The combat is whatever, basic click and watch stuff, but nobody's here for the shooting. Shiala has this whole side thing where she teaches you about embracing eternity that ends with her bent over a Prothean artifact. I think. I was distracted. The female protagonist option changes some dynamics but honestly I kept forgetting to switch back to Shepard because Tali's voice acting during the anal scenes is something else entirely. The game crashed once during a Kasumi scene and I've never reloaded something faster in my life.

You start as this shy, kinda awkward occult nerd at a religious school, except your family tree is completely fucked up. You’re the bloodline of Crowley himself, which sounds cool until you realize it basically paints a giant target on your ass for every horny demon, angel, and thing in between. First big hit is that shower scene at school, where a stacked futa classmate corners you. It’s not some soft, gentle stuff either. She pushes you against the tiles, steam everywhere, your knees almost give out when she whips it out and you see she’s way too big for a “normal” school fling. You’re trying to say no with your mouth while your hand is already jerking her off and your thighs are rubbing together. It goes from sloppy kneeling blowjob to getting pounded against the wall fast, with you drooling, ahegao face, and her finishing all over your tits and inside you because of course there’s a creampie in the damn school shower. Nobody walks in. That bugged me for like ten minutes and then I forgot because the next scene hits.

The whole thing runs like a horny sandbox where half the fun is just wandering around and seeing what corruption flag you flip by accident. One minute you’re in a dusty occult bookstore fingering yourself under your skirt while pretending to read this creepy demon grimoire, next minute you’re in your own bedroom, legs spread, trying one ritual “just to see” and waking up with a tail, horns, and that weird heat between your thighs that doesn’t go away unless someone fills you. The transformations are not always flattering, by the way. Sometimes you go all cute monster girl with wings, other times you end up staring at the screen like “why does this tentacle thing actually turn me on” while you’re getting used like a fleshlight by some faceless demon hand thing. There’s paranormal stuff baked into every route. Ghost nun watching you masturbate in the chapel, holy statue silently staring while you get your brains fucked out on the altar by a smug milf teacher who’s way too into “saving” your soul. Religious guilt plus bukkake is a combo I didn’t know I needed.

The family angle is just wrong in that way that makes hentai fans smirk. Your “proper” older relative in charge of you, this elegant milf with that fake moral front, slowly gets dragged into your mess. First she just scolds you for staying out late, then she finds the book, then suddenly there’s this scene in the living room where she’s on her knees, lipstick smeared, choking on your new futa cock like she’s been waiting her whole life for it. Game goes hard on incest, and it doesn’t pretend it’s anything else. One route has you turning the whole house into a little harem nest. Aunt bent over the couch taking anal, that pure religious cousin riding your face while another monster girl version of you fucks her from behind, everyone glazed with cum. It sounds like total chaos, but it kind of fits the “you’re the heir of demonic bullshit” theme. There’s lesbian side paths that feel more intimate too, like slow scenes of you and a shy girl in the library, kissing between bookshelves, then it escalates into her on the table licking you while candles light themselves because some demon is apparently into voyeurism. Only thing that annoyed me is this tiny visual detail with one of the CG angles where her hair clip jumps sides between shots and I kept noticing it. I’m still mad about that. Anyway, while you’re juggling occult rituals, futa sex, creampies, and turning half the cast into your harem, Lilith herself is there in the background, poking you into more depravity, pretending she’s using you to take back Hell. Joke’s on her though, because by the time you’re summoning demon lords for “negotiations” that are basically one long gangbang, you’re not sure who is corrupting who anymore. You just know you’re cumming a lot.