The mouse click feels cheap, hollow plastic under my finger. Click. Compliment. Click. Touch shoulder. The little bar fills up, a tiny dopamine hit between expense reports. This one, right, it's about a student and three teachers. The art is... there. Not ugly, not beautiful, just functional. Mrs. Hart, the one with the glasses, her blouse texture is surprisingly detailed if you zoom in. I did. The fabric folds look almost real, a weird contrast to her face which is basically a mannequin with lipstick. The clicking rhythm gets into your bones. Visit class, earn points, spend points on a compliment, watch a static image shift slightly. There's no animation to speak of, just a dissolve effect that's supposed to be a touch. It's so bare it loops back around to being hypnotic.

The sound design is a crime. A single looping mp3 of what I think is a jazz flute, but it's been compressed so many times it sounds like a ringtone from 2005. I muted it after two minutes and the silence was better, just the click click click of my own degradation. The milf tag is doing a lot of heavy lifting here, the "student" looks about thirty five with a bad back. There's a uniform involved but it's just a recolored suit. I spent way too long trying to figure out the point system, it's not explained, you just kind of accumulate numbers and then the teacher's shirt gets slightly more unbuttoned. A button just vanishes. Poof. Magic.

Wish the touching mechanic had some actual feedback, a vibration or something. My phone just sits there dead in my hand while I poke a picture. The whole thing feels like a spreadsheet with tits. And yet I kept clicking. The third teacher, the one they call a milf but she's probably twenty eight, has this one scene where she leans over a desk and the perspective is all wrong, her arm looks like a noodle. I stared at that noodle arm for a solid minute. Don't know why. The game's a mess, a beautiful, boring, clicky mess that I'll probably open again tomorrow. The download never finishes in my brain.