Luna’s first day out of the Fey realm and she lands a gig as the town bicycle. Not even joking, that’s literally the job description. Some recruiter sold her on “happy endings” and our girl, being one of the Fair Folk who probably thinks a handshake is foreplay, just beams and signs up. Meanwhile the whole village is basically a celibacy cult with a ticking time bomb of repressed horniness that’s about to wake up some eldritch goddess. No pressure.

The management sim stuff creeps up on you. You’re juggling Charm, Grace, Fitness, Knowledge like it’s a weird RPG where the boss fights are just increasingly unhinged sexual encounters. And the lust vs restraint meter? That thing is a menace. I had a moment where I wanted Luna to keep it together during a conversation with this monster girl who was, I swear, three times her size and making sounds that’d get you demonetized on Twitch instantly. But my restraint was too high so the option was greyed out. Had to go grind lust by letting some rando grope her in the market. The game doesn’t judge you but I felt judged. By myself.

The Ghibli meets Lovecraft thing actually works though. One minute you’re in this cozy sunlit meadow having a heartfelt chat, next minute there’s tentacles and corruption and Luna’s getting creampied by something that definitely doesn’t file taxes. The lesbian scenes hit different too, way more playful, lots of teasing and exhibitionism that feels genuinely fun rather than just checkbox content. Multiple endings apparently but I’m too busy trying to unlock a scene with the celibacy cult leader who has no business being that thick. The humor saves it from being just another fap fest. Luna’s innocent confusion about modern stuff is genuinely funny. Why does the inventory screen lag sometimes though? Minor thing but it bugs me every single time.