Morgan thinks he’s slick. This PR hotshot, always got some model hanging off his arm, but the game starts and he’s just another suit in a glass office with a boner and a deadline. The whole thing is a quest, right, but it’s not some epic. It’s a Tuesday. You gotta get this R’n’B singer to sign papers, but the real goal, the one the title doesn’t say, is to fuck somebody before the day ends. The office is a maze of cubicles and bad lighting, and the women, oh man, they’re like those Lesson of Passion renders where everyone’s had the same plastic surgeon but you don’t care because the tits are right there.

The explore part is janky. You click a door, Morgan shuffles over like he’s got a wedgie, and sometimes a secretary with a skirt so tight it’s a medical condition blocks your path. I spent a good while just trying to get into the break room, clicking on a potted plant that did nothing. Why is the plant even clickable? It’s a dead ficus. But then you find the singer’s dressing room, or what passes for one, and she’s bent over a couch checking her phone, and the whole model just glitches for a second, her arm clipping through a cushion, and it’s so unpolished it’s almost charming. Like a porno where you see the boom mic and just laugh.

The dating tag is a lie. There’s no dating. There’s a sequence where you pick a dialogue option like “You look stressed” and she says “I am” and then you’re fucking. That’s it. That’s the whole seduction. I wanted more of a chase, maybe a DLC where you actually have to, I don’t know, sabotage a rival agent or hide a hickey from the boss. Something. The explicit stuff is there, don’t get me wrong, it’s a 3d model rubbing against another 3d model with all the grace of two mannequins in a dryer, but it delivers what you came for. Just don’t expect to feel like a high class anything. You’ll feel like a creep in an empty office, and maybe that’s the point.