Kinda wild to click through a League parody and end up in some medieval tavern with a Final Fantasy menu font. The whole thing feels like it was slapped together in a week but honestly that's part of it. You're this guy who walks around talking to people and there's this muscular woman, like really muscular, veiny arms and everything, who challenges you to arm wrestling. The sex scene after you win is just a few static images with text but the way she talks during it. Something about being defeated and then wanting to be taken. Got me harder than I expected.

The game keeps throwing choices at you that don't matter. I picked the aggressive dialogue option three times and got the same response each time. What's the point? There's this whole subplot about some tournament but I couldn't tell you what the prize was. The translation is rough too, like someone used Google Translate and then just left it. "Your strength is make me wet" is an actual line. I laughed but also. You know.

The H-scenes are so few. Like maybe two or three total and you have to read through all this fantasy politics stuff to get there. The arm wrestling minigame is just clicking fast, that's it. But the character design for the muscle girl, the way her abs are drawn and how she goes from dominant to submissive. That stuck with me. I found myself clicking through the boring dialogue just hoping for another scene with her. The Final Fantasy reference is literally just the UI style, nothing else. Don't expect chocobos. It's a weird little thing that shouldn't work but for some reason I finished it. The ending just stops, no resolution. Maybe that's fitting.