Allan, what the fuck are you doing. That's what I kept thinking. Not in a bad way, more like when you watch a cat push a glass off a table. You're not mad, you're just witnessing a force of nature. This game, SULLEN PSYCHO, it drops you into this weird castle with zero explanation and Allan just rolls with it, charming his way past a talking skeleton who really needs to get a life and into the robes of a succubus with an ass that the AI generated with maybe too much enthusiasm. The animations for the anal scene with her? Yeah, those are something. The POV stuff works best when the game stops trying to be a game and just lets you watch.

I need to talk about the interface for a second. As someone who squints at tiny text, the font choice is a war crime. There's no scaling option, no high contrast mode, nothing. I had to lean in so close my nose almost touched the screen during the dialogue with that trickster old guy who, by the way, has the most punchable face even if he is just a bunch of AI generated pixels. You'd think a game about a dude who never questions the absurdity would let me question the UI, but no. We're just supposed to accept the unreadable text like Allan accepts suddenly being in a castle. The male domination path with the iron-clad knight, though. That had a specific vaginal sex animation that looped so perfectly I forgot I was supposed to be making choices. The humor lands somewhere between a shitpost and a genuine attempt at a story, like the developer started writing a fantasy epic and then got horny and distracted. Which, honestly, same. The multiple endings thing is a lie, I think. I say that because I got one where Allan just sort of walked into a room full of big tits and then... the screen faded to black. Is that an ending? Was I supposed to feel something? The vocal tracks during the oral sex scenes are a nice touch, very wet and present, makes the AI CG feel less plastic.

I wish the voyeurism tag was more than just one scene where you peek through a keyhole at a succubus doing... succubus things. Felt like a tease.