I don't know what I expected from a game called Stuck with my Ex's Family and ZOMBIES!? but here we are, clicking through dialogue while Ethan, or whatever I renamed him to, fumbles around his ex's house trying not to get eaten. The whole premise is so aggressively stupid that it loops back around to charming. You're on an island. There are zombies. Your only refuge is the home of the girl who dumped you and her, let's say, remarkably well endowed mother. The AI generated art has that glossy, slightly off look where everyone's skin is too smooth and the lighting doesn't make physical sense, but honestly for a game about surviving the apocalypse with your ex's milf mom, it fits.

The sandbox structure means you're bouncing between rooms, triggering scenes that escalate from awkward tension to full on group sex with a speed that would give a real person emotional whiplash. One minute you're boarding up windows, the next Maddy's mom is demonstrating oral techniques that definitely aren't in any survival handbook. The voyeurism elements sneak up on you too. There's a masturbation