The whole thing feels like someone animated a fever dream after mainlining cheap weed and old Ditko panels. Spider Slut, and yes that's the actual name, swings into a warehouse where the Green Knob Gobbler has Mary J strung up in some elaborate bondage rig that looks like it was sketched on a napkin. The animation is deliberately janky, characters snap between poses like action figures being smashed together by a hyperactive kid. That roughness actually works for it though, gives everything this grimy underground comix energy that a polished render would completely kill.

Peeper Parker shows up to take photos and just... watches. For like, an uncomfortable amount of time. There's this whole bit where JJ Johnson is narrating everything through a news broadcast while Mary J is getting absolutely railed, smoke curling from her lips, and the voice acting is so deadpan it circles back around to being hilarious. The hard sex scenes don't pull punches. We're talking full Nelson positions, the Goblin's weird textured green dick, and sound effects that I swear were ripped from a slapstick cartoon. The torture tag is there but it's played so over the top, with the Goblin cackling about his "power" while shoving cake into people's faces mid thrust, that it never feels genuinely dark. More like a Troma film than anything actually disturbing.

The humor lands about sixty percent of the time. There's a recurring gag where the Goblin keeps losing his erection whenever someone mentions rent or adult responsibilities that had me genuinely snorting. But then they'll repeat the same joke three times in two minutes and you remember this was clearly made in a weekend for a jam. The Charlie character shows up, does something incomprehensible with a baguette, and leaves. I still don't know what that was about. What sticks with me after closing the browser isn't the sex though, it's the weirdly specific Marvel parody details. The way Spider Slut's costume is just slightly wrong, the Goblin's glider looking like a cheap Halloween decoration. Someone on this team really loves the source material, or really hates it. Maybe both.