Lydia's mouth. That's it. That's the whole thing and honestly it's enough. You know how in actual Skyrim she's always blocking doorways with that deadpan "I am sworn to carry your burdens" attitude? Well now she's carrying something else. The pleasure meter is this little bar that fills up and when it stops moving you gotta switch actions. Handjob, blowjob, the works. It's like a rhythm game but with a Nord warrior woman going at your cock instead of pressing buttons to music.

The art style is deliberately rough, like someone sketched it during a boring work meeting and then colored it in MS Paint. Not in a bad way though. There's something almost charming about how unpolished it looks, like those old flash games from Newgrounds before everything got all sleek and corporate. Lydia's face is kind of off model sometimes, her proportions shift between scenes, but who cares when she's looking up at you with those dead eyes while working the shaft. The cumshot at the end is satisfying enough, nothing groundbreaking but gets the job done. Wish there was more to do after you finish though, it just kind of... ends. No second round, no different angles, just one and done.

Touch controls work fine I guess. Tap to switch between the three actions when the meter stalls. Sometimes it feels unresponsive but that might just be my phone screen being greasy. The whole thing takes maybe five minutes to get through and then you've seen everything. For a free browser game it's whatever, you know? Not gonna change your life but it's Lydia from Skyrim sucking you off and sometimes that's exactly what the evening calls for. The Elder Scrolls parody angle is funny for about thirty seconds then you forget it's even supposed to be her and it's just some warrior chick. Still. Beats scrolling through another gacha game's menus for forty minutes before anything happens.