The whole thing runs in a browser tab, which means I can keep it minimized next to the quarterly spreadsheet and nobody's the wiser. Boss walks by, alt-tab, done. The game itself is one of those visual novels where the text does the heavy lifting, and honestly the writing is filthier than I expected from a Christmas theme. You pick one of the girls, all of them with tits that defy both physics and office dress codes, and then it's just page after page of buildup until the cumshot lands somewhere festive.

I skipped half the dialogue at first because I'm impatient, but then I realized the dirty talk is the actual point. There's a moment with the girl in the uniform, something about her unbuttoning slow while she describes what she wants, and I had to close the tab for a second because my coworker asked me a question about pivot tables. The creampie scene at the end is not subtle. It's not trying to be. The art is deliberately rough, like someone drew it on a napkin and then said fuck it, ship it, and somehow that makes it hotter. Like a hentai doujin you found in a forgotten folder.

Wish there was a way to skip straight to the good parts without losing the buildup, but the buildup is the good parts. The xmas setting is just window dressing, tinsel and a santa hat on a girl who's about to get railed. No animation, just static images and a lot of text. Fine by me. My only complaint is the font size, which I can't change, and now I'm squinting at my phone during lunch like a degenerate.