Professor Zedwin walks in and right away you know this isn't normal school stuff. The game doesn't even try to hide what it is, just throws you into a classroom with this German teacher who's supposed to be teaching engineering but the lesson plan went out the window fast. The art is rough, like really rough, but somehow that makes it funnier? Like someone drew this during detention.

The whole setup is absurd. She notices the student has a... situation... and instead of sending him to the principal's office she decides to handle it personally. The animation is janky as hell, frames skipping around, but there's something about the way she leans over the desk that works despite itself. Her accent is written phonetically which is either charming or annoying depending on your mood. I kept clicking through just to see how ridiculous it would get and it does not disappoint on that front.

What gets me is the engineering theme. She keeps referencing it while doing completely unrelated things. Something about structural integrity and then her hand is somewhere else entirely. The dialogue is so deadpan serious about the subject while the visuals are just... not. I spent way too long on one scene where she explains torque because the text was genuinely interesting and then I remembered what game I was playing. The student character barely reacts which makes the whole thing feel even more surreal. No voice acting obviously, just text boxes and those weird looping animations that flash games always had. The classroom setting is barely there, just enough desks to establish where you are before everything goes off the rails. Professor Zedwin's design is the only thing with any detail and even that's inconsistent between poses. There's something about her glasses that keeps changing position and I couldn't stop noticing it.