I don't know why the shower curtain is relevant but it's the first thing I notice. Jason's mom, right? She's got this Lara Croft thing going on except it's not really Lara Croft, it's like someone drew her from memory after watching Tomb Raider once in 1999. The boobs are... present. Very present. The kind of present where you wonder about back pain. And she's a redhead. Wait no, the tags say brunette AND redhead. How does that even work? Did they change their mind halfway through? Whatever, moving on.

The game is this weird prequel thing to some other game I haven't played. Jason is 22, unemployed, living at home, playing video games obsessively. And his mom is just... there. Being a MILF. Being concerned. Being drawn with proportions that make me think the artist learned anatomy from a balloon animal tutorial. The dialogue is what gets me though. It's trying to be mysterious, like Black Mirror lite, but then someone's mouth is full and the mystery takes a backseat. Priorities. The oral scenes are what you're here for, let's be honest. The CG is static but detailed enough that you can count individual... strands of hair. Yes. Hair. The mom character has this expression that's supposed to be maternal concern but reads more like she's trying to remember if she left the oven on. Which is honestly more relatable than whatever the plot is doing.

I wish the choices mattered more. You click, things happen, mouths open, the usual. But there's this one moment where Jason is gaming and his mom interrupts and the whole thing feels like a setup for something that never pays off. The mystery angle? Barely there. It's like they forgot they were making a Black Mirror episode and remembered they were making porn halfway through. Which, fair. The blowjob scene is competently drawn if you ignore the fact that Lara Croft's not-Lara has apparently never skipped neck day at the gym. Her neck is... thick. Why am I fixating on necks? Because the game gave me nothing else to latch onto, that's why. One shot, they call it. More like one hand, am I right? I'll see myself out.