the music in this one is actually what got me first. some cheapass synth loop that sounds like it was ripped from a 90s arcade cabinet, and honestly it works. tifa’s just standing there with that look, you know the one, half challenging half something else. the whole setup is a parody of ff7 but only in the loosest sense, like someone drew her from memory after three beers and a long night. the proportions are ridiculous. her chest has its own gravitational field.

you don’t really fight her, not properly. the “gameplay” is clicking around until you figure out you can slot your dick between her tits and that’s when the real grind starts. the milking mechanic isn’t deep, you just move back and forth and watch meters fill up. sometimes her expression changes. sometimes she makes a sound that’s more staticky than sexy. the cumshot at the end is so over the top i laughed, it just keeps going like a broken fire hydrant. i wish there was more to her pussy interaction but it’s mostly titfuck central with some awkward rubbing on the side.

i alt-tabbed to check discord and when i came back i’d lost all progress. no save, no checkpoint. just tifa reset to her default pose like nothing happened. typical. yet i went again. the jank has this weird pull, like watching a car crash where everyone’s moaning instead of screaming. the sound effects are crunchy, the voice acting is maybe three lines total, and the whole thing runs in your browser like it’s ashamed to exist. i’d give it the “best use of a single animation loop” award. and honestly? still better than the honeybee inn segment in the remake. fight me.