This game. It starts with a photo, right, a baby picture, and you're supposed to find the grown woman. My brain just latched onto that. The obsession of it. This old man hasn't seen his daughter in twenty years but he has a letter and now he's sending you, some smooth-talking detective, to Springfield. It's not about the case though. It never is. The moment you get to that manor and he gives you the photo, I was already thinking about how I'd keep the picture for myself, a little clue to own, to trace my finger over while I track her down. The investigation minigame is just clicking around, talking to girls, and then the real game starts, the one where you use your talent for seduction. That's the mechanic they don't explain, you just have to feel it.

The first girl you properly meet is this blonde with massive tits, a maid I think, and the dialogue is so stupidly direct it wraps around to being perfect. You ask a question, she gives a flirty answer, and then you're in a paizuri minigame where you're just watching a loop of her smothering your cock with her chest. The animation is rough, deliberately unpolished like a sketch someone was too impatient to finish, and that's the charm. It feels frantic. Then there's a redhead you find later, and the scene with her is all about deepthroat, her eyes watering while you hold her head. I spent way too long on that one detail, the way the cumshot just appears, no transition, like a thought that bursts out of you. The game doesn't care about smoothness. It cares about the next hole.

I got stuck for a bit because I couldn't find the daughter and I kept getting distracted by the brunette in the library. She does this thing where she bends over a desk for doggystyle and the creampie ending is so messy it made me forget my own name. The anal scene with her is unlocked in a weird way, you have to fail a conversation check first, which I did on purpose. Obviously. The whole thing is a string of these moments, a titfuck here, a facial there, all while you're supposedly a detective. The milk tag is just... there's a scene. It's a lot. The humor is accidental, I think, but it works because you're not laughing at it, you're just breathing harder. The game doesn't end, it just stops when you've filled every girl, and I still haven't found the daughter. I don't think I want to. I like the searching more. Dare to play it alone, or invite company? No, don't. Keep it for yourself.