Makoto's tail keeps twitching. Not in the cute way the source material shows, more like a nervous tick that never stops. The whole thing feels like someone took a Blazblue character model and ran it through a washing machine made of bad decisions. Her tits are massive, obviously, but they move wrong. Like water balloons filled with pudding. I spent way too long just watching the physics glitch out when she shifts position.

The squirrel girl thing gets weird fast. Those ears aren't just cosmetic, she actually reacts when you touch them, and I don't know how I feel about that. There's a moment where she's going down on you and her tail wraps around your leg and it's supposed to be hot but honestly I was just thinking about how much fur would get everywhere. Real squirrel problems, I guess. The blowjob scene has her cheeks puffing out like she's storing nuts for winter and I laughed at the worst possible moment. Not great for the mood. But then the titfuck sequence starts and suddenly I'm back in, because despite everything wrong with this thing, the way her eyes go unfocused when she's really into it... that's something. The facial at the end lands exactly where you'd expect, no surprises there, but the cumshot physics are actually better than the breast physics which tells you something about priorities.

The creampie scene has this weird thing where her tail goes completely rigid. Every single time. Like a furry little exclamation point. Nobody mentioned this in any other review I saw and now I can't unsee it. The whole thing runs in browser which means no messing with downloads but also means you're stuck with whatever resolution they decided was good enough. It's not. Some of the closeups get pixelated in ways that remind me of old Newgrounds games, back when everyone was just happy to see anything at all. Makoto's voice lines loop too quickly and there's this one moan that sounds exactly like my old phone's notification sound and every time it plays I reach for a phone that isn't there.