This whole thing is a mouse control test wearing a t-shirt two sizes too small. You sit across from your friend, and his sister is just there, leaning over a table with those things basically falling out of her top. The blonde one. And you got a little circle to move around the screen. If you park that circle on her chest, a meter fills up. If her head turns, you freeze. If the friend looks at you, you freeze. It is the most basic reflex game ever made, and I could not stop restarting it.

The tension is stupid. Like, genuinely dumb. You are not doing anything, just moving a cursor a few pixels at a time while she shifts her weight or laughs at something off screen. The game calls it an attention test. It is a staring contest with a pair of tits. And the tits are big. Not artistic, not subtle, just two heavy balloons with a shadow between them. The physics are nonexistent. They do not move when she breathes. That is a lie. They move once when she leans forward and then the game forgets they exist.

The friend is useless. He sits there with a beer or something and you can feel him judging you even though he has no eyes. I think his name was Mark. Or maybe he had no name. Does not matter. The sister catches you three times and it is game over, but the game over screen is so boring you will click restart before you even read it.

Best played with one hand on the mouse and zero dignity. Do not bother trying to beat it. There is no ending. Just the loop. You stare, she almost catches you, you sweat, you restart. I give it four out of five for making me feel like a creep in my own chair. One point removed because the meter resets too fast if you blink.