Right, so Desmond. 21, finally escaped the parents after three months of what sounds like absolute psychological warfare, on a train to the big city. The setup is basically every hentai protagonist's origin story, but the game knows it. It leans into the deliberate jank. The UI looks like it was assembled in a basement during a power outage, and the dialogue sometimes reads like it was translated through three different languages and then back through a blender. I actually respect that. Too many of these visual novels try to be slick and end up feeling like sterile product. This one feels like finding a weird, unlabeled VHS tape.

The choices are where it gets properly unhinged. You're just trying to navigate your first day at university, right? Standard stuff. But the game presents you with these dialogue options that feel like personality test questions written by a horny AI. One moment you're deciding what to say to a classmate, the next you're picking between a response that's vaguely polite and one that's a direct, graphic proposition. I clicked the unhinged option, obviously, and the scene jump-cut so fast to a full CG of a girl with absolutely massive tits that I choked on my drink. The art isn't polished, it's got that raw, almost aggressive linework, but the anatomy is... committed. Very committed to the big tits tag. Like, physics-defyingly committed.

Spent a good chunk of time just trying to break the sequence. There's a scene in a library where you can just keep looping a conversation with a girl named, I think, Yuki? The game doesn't stop you. It just lets you be a creep, repeating the same pervy dialogue choice over and over, and her expression barely changes. It's not a bug, it's a feature of the protagonist's empty head. The whole thing has this weird, grimy charm. It's not a game you play for a compelling narrative about student life. You play it to see what bizarre, explicit corner the next choice will shove you into. The sound design is basically nonexistent, just some royalty-free loop that cuts out abruptly when a CG hits, which is honestly funnier than any intentional joke. It's a mess. A glorious, horny, unapologetic mess that doesn't pretend to be anything else.