Okay so my kid was browsing games and I saw this, Caitlin something. I thought it was just a dating sim, you know like those anime things where you pick dialogue. It's not. At all. I'm trying to figure out who this is even for because the whole setup is this blonde girl, Caitlin, who is apparently too hot so men are scared. So she uses an app. Fine, that's modern. But then it just becomes watching her get ready. Like a solid chunk is just her showering, the water physics on her butt, then shaving her legs in detail. It feels like a weird voyeur simulator, not a game. There's no choices really, you just click and she does the next prep step, makeup, a dress that is basically a napkin.

The date part happens and it's just a blur, then suddenly they're back and she's naked and the sex scenes start. The art is that AI generated hentai look, which is getting everywhere now on sites like Pixiv, but here it's animated, sort of. Her anatomy goes a bit wild during the doggy style part, his thing is comically large and the physics are like a bad Source Filmmaker video from 2012. She moans and it's the same three stock sound clips. Then she goes cowgirl, then missionary, and the whole thing is just a cycle of positions with zero interaction. You just watch. My phone was getting hot running this in the browser, probably all those AI frames. The ending was just... it ends. No big finale, just a fade out. I guess she got what she wanted? The whole thing feels like someone made a flipbook of a specific fetish and called it a game. The blonde and cute tags are there but it's so uncanny valley it loops back to not being romantic at all. I need to check my browser history now.