The trivia question pops up about the capital of Burkina Faso and I’m sitting there, dick still half hard from the last scene, genuinely trying to remember if it’s Ouagadougou or not. That’s the whole vibe of JAIL COLLEGE, honestly. You’re this dude who stole some bread or whatever, classic Les Mis situation, and now you’re in the slammer. But instead of shanking people, some program puts you in a college inside the prison. Answer questions right, get your degree, and also get your dick wet. The AI-cg art has that glossy, almost too smooth look, like someone fed a bunch of hentai into a generator and didn’t bother cleaning up the weird fingers. The women though, professors and social workers with tits that defy physics, they have that dead eyed stare sometimes but then the clothes come off and you forget about it.

The oral scenes are where the game actually tries. There’s this one social worker, forget her name, but the way the scene is framed, her looking up while she’s going down, it’s hotter than it has any right to be. The tit fuck sequence with the warden, or maybe she’s a guard, the uniform changes, is ridiculous in the best way. Her chest is massive, like two planets colliding, and the animation, if you can call it that, is just a few sliding images. Still worked for me. The anal stuff feels tacked on, like a checkbox they had to tick. Not enough buildup.

Wish the trivia was harder. Or dumber. Something. Half the time I’m getting questions about world history and the other half it’s naming a cartoon dog. No rhythm to it. And the jail setting is just wallpaper. Could be a spaceship, a medieval castle, doesn’t matter. The male protagonist is a blank slate, no personality, just a dick with a textbook. The big ass tag is doing a lot of heavy lifting in the description but only one character really delivers on that promise. The rest are just standard big tits fare. Still, for a quick fap and a geography lesson, you could do worse. Just don’t expect Shawshank with sex.