the bunny ears sit wrong on the model's head. that's what i keep coming back to. not the way she moves or the whole interactive strip thing but those ears, slightly crooked like someone just plopped them on between takes and nobody bothered to fix it. and somehow that's the most honest part of this whole experience.

it's a browser thing where you click and she strips. real model, not drawn, wearing bunny ears because easter i guess? the animations are choppy in that specific way where you can tell they filmed a lot of short loops and stitched them together with the programming equivalent of duct tape. when she takes off the top the transition is so abrupt i laughed. not in a mean way, more like finding an old flip phone in a drawer and being surprised it still turns on. the whole thing has that energy. deliberate unpolished is the description and yeah they nailed it. the background is just. a color. not even a good color. like someone opened ms paint and went "this one" without looking.

there's something almost nostalgic about how barebones it is though. no menus that make sense, no smooth anything, just you and this bunny girl and a cursor that changes when you hover over the right spots. the strip itself is fine? she's attractive in that "i've seen this person in three other similar games" way and the progression from dressed to not is straightforward. no surprises. except the ears never get fixed and by the end i was more focused on whether they'd fall off than anything else. they don't. but they could have.

the erotic part works if you're into the specific vibe of early 2000s flash sites where someone's cousin modeled for beer money. which i apparently am. or maybe i just respect the commitment to not smoothing anything out. it's a strip game with a bunny. that's it. that's the review. except the ears. still thinking about those ears.