So I'm playing this thing and Raven's just standing there on a street corner like she's waiting for a bus, except the bus is my dick. The whole setup is so stupidly direct it loops back around to being genius. You walk around a city. You find heroines. You fuck them. That's it. That's the game. No pretense about saving the world or building relationships or whatever bullshit most of these games try to shove in.

The art is this weird mix where some characters look like someone spent actual time on them and others look like they were rendered on a potato. Helen Parr's model has these proportions that don't make any anatomical sense but my lizard brain does not care one bit. Violet looks nothing like Violet. I don't know who that is but it's not Violet Parr. Still clicked on her though.

The prostitution mechanic is literally just clicking a button and watching numbers go up. There's this one scene with Raven where the dialogue is so flat and mechanical it becomes hypnotic. "I will now perform oral sex on you." Okay Raven, very in character, very demure. The voyeurism stuff happens when you're not even trying to trigger it, you'll just be walking past a window and oh look, there's something happening, guess I'll stand here and watch like a creep.

The slave system is underbaked. You get them and then what? They just sort of exist in your inventory or whatever. I kept clicking expecting something more and it never came. But then I found myself going back to it anyway because the core loop of walk, find, fuck has this trashy rhythm that gets in your head.

The parody aspect is doing heavy lifting here because without the recognition factor you'd just have weirdly proportioned 3D models doing the nasty. But knowing it's supposed to be Elastigirl getting railed in an alleyway adds this layer of wrongness that makes it work. Or not work. I can't decide. The game doesn't care either way and I respect that.