What the fuck is 7 + 3 when a girl's got her tits out and a machine's about to shock her nipples. Ten. The answer is ten. But my brain is doing backflips trying to ignore the crying and focus on basic arithmetic that a 6 year old could handle. This is the game. This is the whole thing. You get a math problem, a girl strapped to some contraption, and if you're too slow or too stupid she gets zapped. Simple. Brutal. Kind of hilarious in a deeply fucked up way.

The art is rough. Not in a charming indie way, more like someone learned to draw yesterday and immediately decided to make torture porn. Anatomy is a suggestion. Proportions are whatever. But there's something about the jank that makes it feel dirtier, like finding a crumpled hentai sketch in a public bathroom. You shouldn't be looking at it but you are. The math gets harder I think. Or maybe it doesn't. I was too distracted by the crying sound effects which are just the same loop over and over. Eventually you stop caring about the answers and start wondering why you're still clicking. The equations are like 2+2 and then suddenly 14x3 and there's no curve, no learning ramp, just chaos.

I wish the torture devices were more creative. It's mostly just electric shocks and the occasional clamp. For a game about math and suffering you'd think they'd get weird with it. But no. Just zap zap solve for x. The moans are stock sounds I swear I've heard in flash games from 2006. One girl has this expression that's supposed to be agony but looks more like she's trying to remember if she left the stove on. I kept playing anyway. Not because it's good but because my brain turned off and my hand kept clicking. That's the review. The game exists. It does exactly what it says. Math and tits and crying. If you want more than that you're playing the wrong genre.